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Second Fiddle No More! The (Changing) Role of the Sidekick

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For those of you living under a rock, Zombieland opened last weekend and went quickly to number one (and we, of course, reviewed it here.) One of the clever moves of the film is that it takes your traditional Hero — muscular, confident, aggressive — and your standard Sidekick — smart but cowardly, neurotic — and flips them, so that we see the film through the eyes of the sidekick, played with hilarious gusto by Jesse Eisenberg.

Although the characters in the film aren’t aware of this switch, and continue on in their respective paths, we in the audience are clued in to the fact that this won’t be your traditional action/horror film. In fact, Eisenberg’s character, Columbus, in a moment of meta-consciousness, even refers to himself as “sort of a Sancho Panza-type.”

Sancho Panza was, of course, the prototypical sidekick, who traveled around at the side of Don Quixote in Miguel de Cervantes’ historic novel of the same name. Unlike the slender, intelligent Columbus, however, Sancho was overweight and dim, riding atop a donkey, yet lovable for his unshakable loyalty to his master, Quixote.

It is this loyalty that allows for Quixote to continue on in his quests, whether he’s aware of it or not, and like a truly great sidekick, Sancho never asks for affirmation. He simply is there for the hero, even though in this case, the hero is a delusional old man (which, perhaps, proves Sancho’s worth all the more.)

But while the sidekick has his or her place in a story, longer tales often develop the sidekick to the point where they’re on the same level as the hero, which is always satisfying for a reader or viewer. After all, haven’t we all, at some points in out lives, felt a lot more like Robin than Batman? So it’s small wonder we take comfort in the fact that Robin, the epitome of a sidekick, grew up and became Nightwing, a hero in his own right, on par with Batman.

In fantasy literature, perhaps one of the greatest examples of a sidekick rising up to the level of hero is Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings. Like Sancho, Sam is neither slim nor very smart, and for most of the story, Sam exists to cook food for Frodo and keep up his spirits, all the while contentedly walking behind his master on their epic quest.

But when Frodo is attacked and Sam believes he is dead, a change occurs in him, something visceral, something which can never be undone. He realizes that the fate of the Ring and indeed, the world, now rests solely on his humble shoulders, and so he stands up, picks up his master’s sword, and carries on.

Frodo didn’t die, of course, and the two hobbits are reunited, but things will never go back to the way they were before. By the end of their journey, Frodo has come to respect Sam as an equal, and when death again seems imminent, utters to Sam the famous words, “I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.”

In the wake of Sam, it seems that the sidekick-turned-hero angle is all the rage. The most obvious example that springs to mind from contemporary is, of course, Gabrielle, the Battling Bard, whose popularity threatens to outshine that of the hero, Xena. Throughout the six seasons of Xena: Warrior Princess, we see as Gabrielle grows and changes from a feisty but physically weak farm girl into an accomplished warrior, inheriting Xena’s place after her death.

On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow Rosenburg, who was naught but a vastly intelligent nerd, became aware of the existence of the supernatural when Buffy Summers came to town, and that indirectly resulted in her learning witchcraft to the point where she became the “most powerful witch in the western hemisphere.”

But as for my favorite sidekick? That would have to go to Ron Weasley, the bumbling poor kid who was just another Weasley sibling until he met up with Harry Potter in their first year at Hogwarts.

Come on, just look at that picture! If you didn’t say “Awww…” you’re made of stone.

Ron comes into Hogwarts the way many of us do any other school, frightened and overwhelmed, feeling very small and very alone. But by befriending Harry Potter, he assured his name would go down in the history books. Had it not been for Harry and all of the danger that followed him like a dark storm cloud, Ron might never have been tested as thoroughly as he was, thus never knowing his true potential.

While real life is never as cut-and-dry as fiction, sidekicks and heroes do exist, just as villains and henchmen do. But as fiction is  realizing, those roles are never binding, and we can easily go from being a lowly servant one moment to the savior of the world the next.

Fantasy/Sci-Fi Dominates the Weekend Box Office

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As expected, the post-apocalyptic comedy Zombieland was a major hit over the weekend, grossing $25 million at 3,036 theaters. Meanwhile, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, a fantasy-themed animated film, proved to have major staying power, taking the second place with $16.7 million in its third week of release, at 2,977 theaters.

A re-release of Toy Story and Toy Story 2 in 3-D took the third spot, grossing $7.2 million at 1,745 theaters.

Proving that none of this means anything except that movie-goers liked the above-mentioned movies — that no greater conclusions can be drawn about the popularity of fantasy or sci-fi — three recent sci-fi entries, Surrogates, Pandorum, and 9, all confirmed their recent disappointing releases, coming in 5th, 10th, and 14th respectively, with total grosses below expectations and rapid box office declines. The fantasy film Jennifer’s Body has likewise disappointed.

Upcoming fantasy releases include Where the Wild Things Are, opening October 15th and The Vampire’s Assistant, opening October 23rd.

Review: ZOMBIELAND Totally Kills!! (Get it?)

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Four Torches (Out of Five)

This is truly a fascinating era in film.

We have the ability to show virtually anything our imaginations can concoct in complete photorealism. Humor has become darker than ever, as the need to be able to laugh at our own misfortunes has never been greater. And the Hero, a stock character usually played by a stoic, confident man with a V-shaped torso, has been replaced by the Shia Labeoufs and Michael Ceras of the world.

All of these things occurred to me as I watched Zombieland, a zombie comedy that plays like a ne’er-do-well nephew of 2004’s superior British zom-com Shaun of the Dead.

The world has been overrun by zombies who, we’re told, are infected by a virus that has evolved from mad cow disease. Telling us this in narration is our Everyman protagonist, Columbus, played by Jesse Eisenberg. (All of the characters are named after locations they want to get to, as names cause people to grow attached to each other, and apparently the apocalypse causes fear of intimacy.)

Fortunately for Columbus, who has compiled an amusing list of rules that keep him alive, he quickly runs into Tallahassee, played by Woody Harrelson, who’s really just playing Woody Harrelson, but darned if he isn’t someone we’d all like to hang out with. He’s just so cool.

Tallahassee is an expert at killing zombies — in fact, it is his life’s great passion. The two men soon meet two women, or rather, one woman and one girl, and a fun game of cat and mouse is played between the pairs before eventually allying themselves with one another. The foursome fight off zombies and then, for the hell of it, destroy a gift shop with whatever tools they can find.

Which got me thinking why everyone goes so crazy for zombie movies. Really, they’re about escapism, being able to loot, steal, and shoot people in the head with zero consequences. Would you really feel guilty about shooting a zombie in the head?

When the movie is a comedy, and we’re spared all the pesky social commentary found in most zombie films — I swear, if I see one more movie where we learn that the humans are actually worse than the zombies (No! But they’re human! How could they!) — than you can just let loose and enjoy the ride, snickering at the methods Tallahassee uses to kill the undead, including the use of unorthodox weapons like a banjo.

The movie works, because for all the fantastic special effects, it cares about its characters, developing them and showing their depth, which many writers of comedies forget they have to do. Like Shaun of the Dead, the best scenes are the ones driven by the living, not the dead, characters. I found myself actually caring for them, and during the climax, when they were in danger, I worried they might be killed.

Jesse Eisenberg in particular gave a strong and hilarious performance, and Emma Stone was solid as the sultry, badass Wichita. (There’s long been rumors of Catwoman being a character in the next Batman film, and with those feline eyes and cocky grin, Stone would have my vote.)

And I don’t want to spoil it, but there’s a great cameo in the middle of the film, providing many of the more memorable laughs. I knew in advance who it was, but I wish I hadn’t, because it’s one of the greats, and I would have loved to have been surprised. My advice? See the film before you know who it is.

The Fall Fantasy/Sci-Fi Movie Preview!

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9 (Septmber 9th)

The Oracle Says: The new animated movie from producer Tim Burton about animated robot dolls of the future has a really cool look and buzz to die for.



Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (September 18th)

The Oracle Says: The 1978 book upon which this CGI animated movie is based never explains why the town of Chewandswallow has food rain on it three times a day. In the movie, it’s the result of a mad scientist. This does not bode well, in the Oracle’s opinion.



Jennifer’s Body (September 18th)

The Oracle Says: It’s about a beautiful, popular high school student (played by Megan Fox in a Meryl Streep-like stretch *cough* ) who, possessed by a demon, wreaks havoc on her class. In other words, it sounds like a parody of typical teen horror flick. But the fact that it’s written by Juno’s Diablo Cody means that it might actually be a parody.



Surrogates (September 25th)

The Oracle Says: Ever since reading The Bonfire of the Vanities (which documents what a very limited actor Bruce Luckiest-Person-on-Earth Willis really is), the Oracle has had a hard time taking any movie of his seriously. Surrogates, based on the comic book series, is the kind of broad, big budget science fiction that Will Smith usually stars in — with lots of action, cool special effects, and absolutely nothing challenging.



Zombieland (October 2nd)

The Oracle Says: It’s a zombie … comedy? Didn’t they already do that with Shawn of the Dead? Yes, but expect this one to be a lot more irreverent — and whole lot grosser. Prediction: big hit. After Inglourious Basterds, can’t you feel it in the air?




Where the Wild Things Are (October 16th)

The Oracle Says: Two questions loom about Spike Jonze’s adaptation of the Maurice Sendak classic children’s book: is such a slightly-storied, visually specific book even adaptable as a film, and is Jonze’s film (with creatures from the Jim Hensen Company) too quirky for mainstream audiences? The rumor is that test audiences found the film too dark and not “family-friendly, and at one point, the studio considered reshooting it entirely.



The Road (October 16th)

The Oracle Says: Studio execs are surely freaking out as you read this about the reality of releasing this chilling movie about a post-apocalyptic world in this time of social and economic unrest. One thing is certain: eat dinner before you see this movie (if you’ve read the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel upon which it is based, you know why!).



Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (October 23rd)

The Oracle Says: Based on a serious of genuinely creepy children’s books, this movie tells the story of a teenager who joins a mysterious traveling circus of “freaks.” But there’s much more here going on than meets the eye. Alas, much of it involves an all-too-tired vampire storyline.



The Fourth Kind (November 6th)

The Oracle Says: The title of this movie about alien abductions in Alaska refers to the “closest” of alien encounters (”of the fourth kind”). The publicity implies this is all a “true” story, but the Oracle suspects we’re being Blair Witched.



2012 (November 13th)

The Oracle Says: Has anyone ever noticed how, except for Independence Day, Roland Emmerich’s movies suck? Stargate, Godzilla, and The Day After Tomorrow were all bad, and 10,000 B.C. was almost unwatchable. So why do we keep going? Great, eye-catching trailers that suck us in. Here’s yet another (but don’t be fooled! Look away before it’s too late!):



Twilight: New Moon (November 20th)

The Oracle Says: The Oracle doesn’t think it’s possible for him to care less, but he hopes that teen girls everywhere are breathless with anticipation.



Avatar (December 18th)

The Oracle Says: Is James Cameron’s latest the movie most anticipated by fanboys since The Lord of the Rings (or even, perhaps, Phantom Menace — boy, was that the let-down of all time!). Anyway, the Oracle predicts Cameron will pull it off. Let’s face it: the guy knows how to tell a story — and he works well under pressure. His reunion with Sigourney Weaver can’t hurt.



The Imaginatium of Dr. Parnassus (December 25th)

The Oracle Says: The early reviews of Terry Gilliam’s latest (and Heath Ledger’s last) film are mixed. But it’s Terry Gilliam! And this is one of his “passion” projects — not one of his for-hire-by-the-studio ones. Prediction: at the very minimum, it’ll be really interesting, if not outright fantastic.



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