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Second Fiddle No More! The (Changing) Role of the Sidekick

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This article was originally published in October 2009.

For those of you living under a rock, Zombieland opened last weekend and went quickly to number one (and we, of course, reviewed it here.) One of the clever moves of the film is that it takes your traditional Hero — muscular, confident, aggressive — and your standard Sidekick — smart but cowardly, neurotic — and flips them, so that we see the film through the eyes of the sidekick, played with hilarious gusto by Jesse Eisenberg.

Although the characters in the film aren’t aware of this switch, and continue on in their respective paths, we in the audience are clued in to the fact that this won’t be your traditional action/horror film. In fact, Eisenberg’s character, Columbus, in a moment of meta-consciousness, even refers to himself as “sort of a Sancho Panza-type.”

Sancho Panza was, of course, the prototypical sidekick, who traveled around at the side of Don Quixote in Miguel de Cervantes’ historic novel of the same name. Unlike the slender, intelligent Columbus, however, Sancho was overweight and dim, riding atop a donkey, yet lovable for his unshakable loyalty to his master, Quixote.

It is this loyalty that allows for Quixote to continue on in his quests, whether he’s aware of it or not, and like a truly great sidekick, Sancho never asks for affirmation. He simply is there for the hero, even though in this case, the hero is a delusional old man (which, perhaps, proves Sancho’s worth all the more.)

But while the sidekick has his or her place in a story, longer tales often develop the sidekick to the point where they’re on the same level as the hero, which is always satisfying for a reader or viewer. After all, haven’t we all, at some points in out lives, felt a lot more like Robin than Batman? So it’s small wonder we take comfort in the fact that Robin, the epitome of a sidekick, grew up and became Nightwing, a hero in his own right, on par with Batman.

In fantasy literature, perhaps one of the greatest examples of a sidekick rising up to the level of hero is Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings. Like Sancho, Sam is neither slim nor very smart, and for most of the story, Sam exists to cook food for Frodo and keep up his spirits, all the while contentedly walking behind his master on their epic quest.

But when Frodo is attacked and Sam believes he is dead, a change occurs in him, something visceral, something which can never be undone. He realizes that the fate of the Ring and indeed, the world, now rests solely on his humble shoulders, and so he stands up, picks up his master’s sword, and carries on.

Frodo didn’t die, of course, and the two hobbits are reunited, but things will never go back to the way they were before. By the end of their journey, Frodo has come to respect Sam as an equal, and when death again seems imminent, utters to Sam the famous words, “I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.”

In the wake of Sam, it seems that the sidekick-turned-hero angle is all the rage. The most obvious example that springs to mind from contemporary is, of course, Gabrielle, the Battling Bard, whose popularity threatens to outshine that of the hero, Xena. Throughout the six seasons of Xena: Warrior Princess, we see as Gabrielle grows and changes from a feisty but physically weak farm girl into an accomplished warrior, inheriting Xena’s place after her death.

On Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow Rosenburg, who was naught but a vastly intelligent nerd, became aware of the existence of the supernatural when Buffy Summers came to town, and that indirectly resulted in her learning witchcraft to the point where she became the “most powerful witch in the western hemisphere.”

But as for my favorite sidekick? That would have to go to Ron Weasley, the bumbling poor kid who was just another Weasley sibling until he met up with Harry Potter in their first year at Hogwarts.

Come on, just look at that picture! If you didn’t say “Awww…” you’re made of stone.

Ron comes into Hogwarts the way many of us do any other school, frightened and overwhelmed, feeling very small and very alone. But by befriending Harry Potter, he assured his name would go down in the history books. Had it not been for Harry and all of the danger that followed him like a dark storm cloud, Ron might never have been tested as thoroughly as he was, thus never knowing his true potential.

While real life is never as cut-and-dry as fiction, sidekicks and heroes do exist, just as villains and henchmen do. But as fiction is  realizing, those roles are never binding, and we can easily go from being a lowly servant one moment to the savior of the world the next.

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The Top 10 Magic Duels and Spell Battles!

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We all know the drill — we’re watching a nice magical adventure unfold before our eyes on the big or small screen, and the characters get to a point where they no longer have the option to be friendly. It’s time to throw down.

Maybe the spells are flying fast and furious, or maybe it’s a more subtle use of magic to assist a mostly physical blow, but one thing is for certain: even more so than standard fight scenes, battles that involve magic raise the dramatic stakes in any story, because when you’re hurling thunderbolts, you’re playing for keeps. Even when the stories they feature in are not exactly memorable (cough The Covenant cough), a good magical fight can be a visual feast. Here we count down some of our favorites.

10. Caleb vs. Chase (The Covenant)

Though at times this fight seems more like a mystical game of dodgeball using amorphous jellyfish-like energy, one can’t deny that it at least looks pretty cool when these dudes are blasting away at each other in a rain-soaked barn. It’s fun to see the mayhem that male witches can wreak on each other, when witchcraft is so often allocated to female characters.

Unfortunately, the movie itself sucked.

9. Raziel vs. Bavmorda (Willow)

Willow will always hold a special place in the hearts of many fantasy enthusiasts who emerged from that nebulous decade known as the ’80s. Part Star Wars, part Lord of the Rings, it featured a very hobbitish hero, a very Gandalf-ian sorceress named Raziel, and a mean, mean old witch name Bavmorda.

Bavmorda and Raziel are mortal enemies, and in the climax of the movie, as a huge battle takes place outside, a very private war is fought between these two magicians. Utilizing the latest visual technology of the time (Willow was one of the first movies to showcase morphing), the filmmakers introduced a wide-eyed generation to the wonders of a magical smackdown.

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8. Gandalf vs. Saruman (The Fellowship of the Ring)

When you see two wizards fighting, you expect to see some crazy fireballs being thrown around, but when Gandalf and Saruman threw down in The Fellowship of the Ring, it was just the telekinetic version of an old-fashioned bar room brawl, with the two tossing each other around with the force of their minds. Bruising, bloody, and awesome.

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7. Harry vs. Draco (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

At this point in the Harry Potter series, we knew there was no love lost between the boy wizards Harry and Draco Malfoy, but they were just kids, and the last thing we expected to see was a full-on, wire-spinning melee, but that’s exactly what we got when they took each other on in Professor Lockhart’s dueling seminar.

6. Giles vs. Dark Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Sweet Willow Rosenburg was the heart and soul of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, always a cheerful presence in a dark, demon-ridden world. But following the death of her true love Tara, she tapped into the vengeful part of her psyche and became a very bad witch. Who better to take her on than the mentor of the group, Giles, with a little borrowed magic from a coven of good witches?

5. Nancy vs. Sarah (The Craft)

An underrated gem from the angsty ’90s, The Craft showed what happened when the freaky girls in school have access to some seriously dark mojo. When good girl Sarah faces off with mean alpha-chick Nancy, all hell breaks loose in a spectacle of CGI mystical violence.

4. Pretty much every fight with Zedd (Legend of the Seeker)

Before Legend of the Seeker, the heir apparent to Xena: Warrior Princess, made its way to the airwaves, most people had never used the term “wizard’s fire” before (that is,  if they weren’t Terry Goodkind fans). But every time a fight breaks out on Seeker, you can bet that Zeddicus will be blasting away to his heart’s content, and it just looks awesome every time.

3. Buffy vs. Adam (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Though the show was as magical as they come, Buffy’s fighting style always stemmed from the very real world of martial arts. So when in the fourth season she learned that she’d need a little extra boost to face a Frankenstein-like foe, her friends Willow, Giles, and Xander all got together and gave her their energy in a little power-enhancing spell, causing Buffy to bust out some kick-ass matrix moves, as well as turn a bullet headed for her face into a pair of white doves, which are of course the symbol of peace. And who doesn’t love a little irony with their smackdowns?

2. Dumbledore vs. Voldemort (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Though the main event is reserved for the very end of the very last movie, we got a nice little treat when uber-baddie Boldemort took on the bastion of goodness, Dumbledore, in the fifth installment of the Harry Potter series. They fought with all four elements — fire, water, earth, and air — before Voldemort finally took his leave. But what an exit!

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1. Gandalf vs. The Balrog (Fellowship of the Ring)

There are fights, and there are fights. When the Fellowship was fleeing the mines of Moria, they were accosted by a demon of the ancient world, a Balrog of Morgoth, a creature of shadow and flame, and a nasty attitude to boot. When Gandalf took him on to protect his friends, it was a true clash of the titans, instantly resetting the bar for what we expect to see on screen from anyone audacious enough to film a magic fight. For the gift you gave the world, Peter Jackson and company, we thank you.

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Deadliest Fantasy Warrior: Willow Ufgood vs. Samwise Gamgee

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Welcome back, bloodhounds, to another installment of Deadliest Fantasy Warrior, wherein we match up fantasy characters to see who will emerge victorious in battle. Kinda like that Spike TV show. But better.

After last week’s epic battle between the two titans that are Xena and Buffy, we now turn our gaze slightly downward for this week’s clash between two diminutive warriors. Diminutive in size, that is, but certainly not in spirit.

Who will win when fierce hobbit Samwise “The Brave” Gamgee takes on the heroic and fearless Nelwyn, Willow Ufgood?

Let’s take a look at our fighters. First up we have gardener-turned-bodyguard Samwise Gamgee, hailing from an area of Europe that was once known as The Shire, part of the larger land mass of Middle Earth. Sam rose to fame when he joined the Fellowship of the Ring, a group dedicated to destroying the Ring of Power, during the War of the Ring.

Joining us today is John “Quenya” McVoy, a paleoanthropologist who specializes in the history of Middle Earth. He is also a biographer of many noted names from the War of the Ring, including Sam Gamgee.

“Sam was the most perfect friend you could hope for — loyal to an absolute fault, loving, caring…he was a servant to Frodo Baggins, the famous hobbit hero of the War of the Ring, but what’s more, he was his best friend. He accompanied Frodo on the insanely dangerous journey into Mordor, and by all accounts, he never once complained.”

Loyalty is great, but how would such a gentle soul fare in a fight?

“Don’t underestimate hobbits, man. They’ll cut a bitch.”

Really?

“They’re not violent creatures per se, but history has shown time and again that when confronted, hobbits will rise to the task. They’ll fight if they believe in what they’re fighting for. They can wield daggers like swords, and their aim with rocks is legendary. Sam, specifically, was an astonishingly sound fighter. He defeated a giant spider in battle, and I mean GIANT spider. He also took on Orc after Orc after Orc when he charged into enemy lines to rescue Frodo Baggins. He’ll eff you up, no doubt. Bad-ass things come in small packages.”

Which segues nicely into our next warrior, Willow Ufgood. Here to speak on Willow’s behalf is Nadia Fink, author of He’s Just Nelwyn Into You: a Daikini’s Journey. Nadia has studied the customs and folkways of the Nelwyn race for years, and is the leading expert on this mysterious race.

“Nelwyns are really very similar to hobbits,” Nadia explains. “In fact, if these were just made-up stories, one might even think Nelwyns are just a total rip-off of hobbits without ever giving credit where it’s due!” She chuckles. “But of course that’s not the case.”

Uh-huh. So let’s get with the carnage. Can Willow kick ass?

“Oh, certainly. For a while he traveled with a roguish swordsman named Madmartigan, and he certainly learned a thing or two about heroism from him. But really, it’s not in physical combat where Willow’s greatest strengths lie. His greatest ambition was to be a sorcerer. When he went on the famous adventure to save the infant Elora Danan, he was under training from the powerful sorceress Fin Raziel. He also was armed with magic acorns that turned an enemy into stone. ”

Whoa, whoa. This is a fight, not a magical battle. Can Willow still deliver the goods if he’s not using magic?

“Most definitely,” Nadia claims. “Willow can hack and slash with the best of the under-four-feet crowd.”

“Doubtful,” McVoy chimes in. “I’ve done some research into Nelwyns. He got nothin’.”

We feed the stats into our battle simulation computer, recounting the specifics. Sam battled Orcs, who were well over twice his height and monstroudly strong. As mentioned before, he also fought and defeated the giant spider, Shelob. But most impressively, he resisted the call of the Ring of Power and surrendered it willingly to another, which implies a force of will almost unrivaled among mortalkind. Willow, on the other hand, did battle soldiers, but they were just humans, not Orcs. Furthermore, most of his offense consisted of throwing magic acorns, and during the storming of Nockmaar Castle, he stayed mostly hidden until saving the day with parlor tricks.

The end results showed Samwise the Brave winning the fight 94% of the time.

“Booyah, Gramma!” McVoy shouts in victory. “That’s what I’m talkin’ about!”

Battle #4: Sam Gamgee vs. Willow Ufgood

Winner: Sam Gamgee

Join us next time for Deadliest Fantasy Warrior!

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