The Syfy channel recently announced its plans to air the second season of Merlin, the British fantasy series that NBC aired last summer (where the ratings were dismal).
In short, American viewers will finally get to see what happens next in this brand spankin’ new version of Camelot.
Just to bring everyone up to speed, in this Smallville-tinged re-imagining, the action is set before Arthur ascends to the throne, and he and Merlin, a closet-case sorceror acting as Arthur’s servant, are the same age. The kingdom is ruled with an iron fist by the magic-hating Uther (Buffy’s Anthony Stewart Head), but Uther is secretly undermined by his trusted friend Gaius, who is training Merlin in the arts of magic.
Uther’s ward is the beautiful Morgana, who is starting to recognize magical powers of her own, and her best friend and lady-in-waiting is the kind-hearted Guinevere.
Much of the fun of any retelling of Arthurian legend is the different spin put on specific characters, events, places, etc. None of the leads are similar to most versions we’re accustomed to, and the first season brought us Nimue as a wicked sorceress, Lancelot as a commoner aspiring to be a knight, and Avalon as a haven for evil things.
So what does the future hold for this series set in the past? (Minor spoiler alert.)
For one, we finally begin to see an attraction grow between Arthur and Guinevere, and Morgana becomes more aware of her powers, thus setting her on the road to become Morgan le Fey. Morgause, Arthur’s villainous aunt (or half-sister depending on who’s telling the tale), will appear, and that darned dragon that’s chained up beneath the castle finally gets free.
One of the strengths of the first season was the way the writers used standard Arthurian legend as a jumping point for their own imaginations, and thus we were treated to a lot of stories set in this world that never felt tired or overused.
The four young leads are incredibly charming, and Colin Morgan is a fun and quirky young wizard. And in my humble opinion, one of the best aspects of the show was the very Buffy-like set-up of teenagers fighting the forces of evil, while under the tutelage of a rather crusty old mentor. And that Anthony Stewart Head is in it only makes it sweeter.
Merlin begins airing on the Syfy channel Friday, April 2nd.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Princess” episode of Legend of the Seeker.
Sing it with me now: “The rain in the midlands stays mainly in the Valley of Perdition …”
Legend of the Seeker has had a string of great episodes, and this week it continues its winning streak with “Princess,” which at long last gives us something I didn’t even realize I was craving: a comedy episode!
The action starts immediately, as Kahlan is plucked off the ground by a pair of dragon-monster-things and taken to the castle of a wicked monarch who has made a deal with the Sisters of the Dark and the newly resurrected Nikki (in a new body … just go with it): he’ll hand over Kahlan in exchange for eternal life.
So, what’s the only way into the castle? In disguise, of course! And from an eavesdropping spell that Zedd cast, he heard that a princess and her entourage are on their way to the castle even as they speak. How does Zedd know where to find them? Magic!
If this all seems incredibly contrived to you, that’s because it is. But guess what? It’s supposed to be funny! Seeker has proven that it can bring the drama and the serious plots when it wants, but this week they kicked back and had a little fun, and invited us along for the ride.
The purpose of the ep wasn’t to create a Shakespearean tragedy, but rather come up with an excuse to turn Cara into Eliza Doolittle, to bleach Richard’s hair, and to put Zedd in drag for almost the whole show (which he seemed to really enjoy, by the way).
And it was funny, particularly the scene in which Zedd is attempting to train Cara in courtly femininity, telling her to always defer to her “masculine betters.” Her response? “There’s no such thing.”
Genius.
Also amusing was having Craig Horner, now under the persona of a blond lothario prince, strutting around the castle as women throw themselves at him. The show sometimes seems to go out of its way to ignore how freaking sexy its three young leads are, and I’m pretty sure that Craig Horner gets a similar reaction from women wherever he goes in real life, so it brought a chuckle to see it lampooned on screen.
Interesting that in such a silly episode they snuck in the very plot-centric fact that Nikki has been brought back to life, now younger and blonder. I also liked the world building in the very first scene: apparently, you can get a Mord-Sith for hire whenever you want to resurrect someone. Did you know that? I didn’t. It was similar to the discovery last week that if you’re clever enough, you can make money off of a Baneling’s plight.
Also interesting was the slight subplot involving Kahlan and the king’s wife. We learn that in this kingdom religion is used to oppress its women, so Kahlan must give her a crash course in Feminism 101 while simultaneously Richard is busying himself cracking the skulls of the Sisters of the Night. Another joke, maybe?
Finally, the adorable ending scene with Kahlan teasing her comrades about their respective costumes was almost worth the price of admission alone. They concluded the show the way every good comic episode should end — with a smile.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Delicate Things” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
Yeah … so …
I have to be honest, this is actually kind of complicated a review for me to write. Tell you what, I’m going to warn you in advance. I have a soapbox next to me that I’m going to climb on in a minute. But I’ll let you know when so you can skip over that part if you want.
Previously, we saw Crixus and Spartacus whoop some major ass on Theocles, the “Shadow of Death,” and even though Crixus could barely keep his insides from going outside, Spartacus was relatively unscathed, and so Batiatus christens him the new “Champion of Capua.”
Batiatus tells him that he found his wife, Sura, and that she’s en route to the villa even as they speak, set to arrive in about two days. Spartacus immediately begins plotting his escape.
The big subplot is that in the last episode, Ashur and Barca made a bet on who would win the fight, with Ashur wagering unwisely on Theocles. He owes Barca a lot of money, and Barca means to collect, and fast. Why the hurry? It turns out he hates being a gladiator, and just wants to buy his freedom and that of his lover, Pietros, so the two of them can build a life together without all the killing.
Ashur sets things up so it looks like Barca betrayed Batiatus, and — literally — stabs Barca in the back, followed by a gang of palace guards. Batiatus himself gets the killing stroke, slitting Barca’s throat.
When Sura’s cart arrives, Spartacus is distraught to find his wife has been attacked on the road, and she dies in his arms. Even more disturbing is the fact that Batiatus arranged her death.
Okay, soap box time.
So, here’s the thing. I appreciate that this show goes where no other show on television dares to tread. I’ve expressed that in most of my episode reviews. Even when I don’t particularly love the individual episode (”The Thing in the Pit” comes to mind) I still gave props to the writing team for their bold audacity.
I hold true to that opinion still, and furthermore, the writing on this episode was excellent. The sense of foreboding that invaded every frame, that feeling that something bad is going to happen, was prevalent from almost the first frame. Andy Whitfield is a great actor, and John Hannah as Batiatus actually scared me.
But as a gay dude (I know, shocking), this one was kind of hard to take. With Barca and Pietros, this show blasted every single television show out of the water with not only visibility but originality. When’s the last time you saw a gay character on television seen as one of the deadliest and most ferocious warriors known to man?
With Barca, they had created a character unlike any other character ever seen on television before, and that they were so unapologetic about it earned them a lot of street cred in my opinion. So losing that character was tough. I didn’t even realize how attached I was to him until he was horrifically killed by a roomful of men. And this was the big finish:
Okay, jumping off the soap box now.
As I said, this episode did set up a sense of tension that seemed to run through the entire hour, and my personal politics aside, the only reason it didn’t rank the full five torches was it lacked that sense of aww-yeah-adventure that past episodes, particularly “Shadow Games,” had.
I know the whole point is that the show takes place within the confines of the ludus, but remember that feature film quality the first episode had, for the very reason that most of it was out in the wild? I long to see that again, and given the actual history of Spartacus, I have a feeling we will before the show gets too claustrophobic.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Hunger” episode of Legend of the Seeker.
This show is on a roll.
After last week’s brilliant double-Kahlan episode, which used a fantasy gimmick as a lens for a great character study, this episode does the same with Cara. And since Cara has such a dark past, this story understandably gets really grim.
When helping a woman who’s husband has been kidnapped, Cara is killed — yeah, actually killed, and in the first act, no less — and wakes up in the Underworld (or Naked Gooey Hell as I call it) where she immediately tells Darken Rahl she wants to come back as a Baneling. Her logic is clear and immediate: since she already kills so many evil people while protecting Richard, what’s the difference?
Cara returns to life, and she and the gang find the woman’s husband, who has been taken by a man who’s in business with the Banelings, providing them people to kill for a price. They bust up the place, and Cara is confronted by a Baneling woman who recognizes her for what she is. She keeps Cara’s secret, but tells her and the rest about a magic peddler who’s selling a potion that restores Banelings to life and frees them from the Keeper’s clutches.
It turns out the magic peddler is Sebastian (Ted Raimi), who we saw last season, and who’s assisted by Zedd’s brother Thaddicus. The cure for Baneling-itis is a substance called Shadow Water, and they’ve just about run out, so they’re selling watered down cures that only work for a few days.
The heroes arrive and discover the scheme, and Zedd is disappointed in his ne’er-do-well brother. They learn that there’s more Shadow Water to be found, but it’s three days’ journey. Cara, miserable, realizes that means she must kill at least three more people, not easy if you’re traveling in the middle of nowhere.
One night, Darken Rahl comes to her in a dream and encourages her to kill Thaddicus. She almost does, but can’t go through with it, so Thaddicus, surprisingly, grabs her hand and forces her to kill him.
They find the source of Shadow Water (but can only cure Cara before Darken Rahl destroys the rest) and she uses the Breath of Life on Thaddicus. All turns out well, and they go on their not so merry way.
Okay, so there’s your recap. Now what made this episode so stellar? In a word, metaphor.
I’ve really enjoyed Seeker so far, but last week was the first time I realized that beyond beautiful people, crazy awesome action sequences, and fun high fantasy adventure, the show was much, much smarter than it seemed. By splitting Kahlan into two people — one with just her intellect, one with just her emotions — it not only examined what makes her tick, but opened up a lot of questions about human beings in general.
Much of Cara’s arc so far has been about her regaining her humanity. This is someone who was abducted as a child, radicalized through torture and brainwashing, and turned into a lethal, remorseless killer. Though she has left the Mord-Sith, she is struggling to fit into a world that doesn’t want her, and she tries to be good when a lifetime of training so often tells her to be vicious.
Now, we all know that Mord-Sith don’t exist in real life. But the fact that people can be brainwashed to do terrible things is very real, and when these people attempt to be rehabilitated and re-integrated into society, the outcome is very often disastrous.
This episode uses the device of Cara becoming a Baneling perfectly. This fine-tunes her story, making it literally about her desperately trying to regain her humanity. No longer is it an emotional or philosophical battle — now the stakes are truly life or death.
Tabrett Bethell, the actress who plays Cara, is pitch-perfect in this role, and she really shines in this episode, even more than in the last Cara-centric episode from several months back. She makes you want good things to happen to Cara, and not feel bad about smiling when she kicks some dude’s ass.
She can also speak volumes without saying a word. I swear, if you guys tell anyone about this I’ll deny it, but I admit to getting a little choked up in the scene where she revives Thaddicus, and he tells her he sacrificed himself for her because what she does matters — she’s important, and a force for good. She didn’t respond, but the look in her eyes said it all.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Shadow Games” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
One would think that the formula of lots of gladiators training in an arena, Spartacus lamenting the loss of his wife, Batiatus and Lucretia scheming their respective schemes, and the plot leading up to a boss fight would be stale by the fifth episode, but Spartacus: Blood and Sand is still managing to keep things fresh. The latest episode gives us a much-needed insight into a character we’ve seen a lot of (nudity pun intended) but don’t really know that well: Crixus.
The hook of this episode is that the Magistrate is interested in using one of Batiatus’ men in the main event, or Primus, of his latest games. One fighter has already been chosen, belonging to Batiatus’ rival, Solonius.
Batiatus, naturally, chooses his best fighter, Crixus, but is distraught to learn that his man will be fighting Theocles, the “Shadow of Death.” (Although, unless my Greek is rustier than I thought, I think his name translates to “Glory of the gods,” but any brainiacs can feel free to correct me in the comments.)
Theocles is a villain of whom we’ve only heard tall tales referring to his gigantic height and invulnerability, and the only man who ever survived a fight with him was the trainer, Doctore.
Solonius, a mustache-twirling villain if ever there was one, suggests Crixus be joined by Spartacus, and Batiatus agrees. (Spartacus’ friend Varro teases him later about how they make a cute couple, so I’m copyrighting the name “Spartacrix” right now.) The problem? Crixus hates Spartacus somethin’ fierce.
But why does he hate him? Up until now we weren’t sure, other than he was a bully/antagonist, and so it’s his job to hate the main character. But as it turns out, there’s a bit of depth there.
In a review of a previous episode, I talked about how the gladiators talked big about how they were gods among men (with Crixus the most vocal), but we could tell that it was just a cover so they didn’t have to admit they were slaves. Well, once Spartacus and Crixus learn they have to work together, Crixus starts to go on the familiar tirade, and Spartacus calls him on it, saying they’re all just slaves. And naturally Crixus responds by attacking him.
This ep had an incredible character moment for Illyithia, a character who had so far been shown to be little more than a flighty airhead. She is the wife of Glaber, the main villain, and we caught a glimpse of the power she wields when she and Lucretia summon Spartacus and Crixus to their chamber for a private viewing.
As she stalks around Spartacus and tells him how she’ll delight in telling her husband of his death at the hands of Theocoles, she stops being flighty and starts being very dangerous. Then Spartacus leaves and she’s back to her old self. It’s a great moment, and it made me finally like Illyithia.
It should also be said this was definitely the sexiest episode so far, even though it didn’t boast the most sex scenes, and it was without a doubt the most homoerotic. The brief loving exchange between Barca and Pietros was far sexier with its chaste kiss than the full-on scene of carnality we saw last week, because with an emotional exchange, we’re starting to connect with their characters.
I mentioned earlier that Crixus attacks Spartacus, but I failed to mention this fight took place in the baths while they were both completely naked, and it has to go down as the most obviously homoerotic fight in the history of celluloid.
The power play between the genders is fascinating. We have a notion that in the ancient world, women were automatically subservient to men, but the scene in which Lucretia and Illyithia are ogling Crixus is interesting because even though he could kill them both with his bare hands in seconds, he has to do everything they say.
Illyithia commands him to take off his loincloth and stand there naked, and when he complies you see on his face how he’s fighting his feelings of humiliation. And of course Naevia, the slave he is in love with and who loves him in return, has to stand there and do nothing while all of this is going on. There are a lot of layers at play here.
The fight against Theocles was exciting, but the least interesting aspect of the plot, which means the writers are doing a great job populating this world with people we care about. (Although I was giddy to see the blood spatter effect return.)
One final thought: I was describing the series to a friend the other day, and for the first time I articulated something that I realize I should have said a while ago, regarding Lucy Lawless. There are iconic characters, and then there’s Xena, who stands mountains above the rest. But when viewing Spartacus, not once do I think, “Hey, it’s Xena!” I’m just wondering what mischief Lucretia will get up to next.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Torn” episode of Legend of the Seeker.
After last week’s terrific wrap-up of the Sisters of the Light arc, Legend of the Seeker comes back swingin’ with a great episode where our heroine Kahlan gives us double the fun. This was probably the best episode so far this season, in no small part due to the performance of Bridget Regan. But more on that in a minute …
We begin with the gang spotting two men hanging from a tree. They learn that someone has assigned himself the title of “High Lord Regent” and is attempting to usurp Kahlan’s authority in Aydindril. So the heroes decide to split up (which always works out so well for them, doesn’t it?) with Zedd and Kahlan heading to Aydindril while Richard and Cara continue on the quest. Just as they’re about to teleport, Kahlan wishes she could stay with Richard, and surprise, she does! Well, one version of her, anyway.
Zedd and the other Kahlan arrive in Aydindril and learn that a dude named Fyren is the one who appointed himself Lord High Whatever, so Kahlan immediately confesses the crap out of him and assumes the throne. And for anyone who’s ever seen a fantasy show before, we know instinctively that Kahlan hasn’t just been doubled — her personality has been split in two: One Kahlan has all of her tough-as-nails leadership skills, and one has her softer side that’s in looooove with Richard. (It’s Valentine’s Day, remember.) The bummer for the sweet Kahlan, though, is that she has no confessor power.
So the silver lining? Without her confessor power, that means she and Richard can finally — FINALLY — get it on. (Again, I remind you, it’s Valentine’s Day, so we’re all thinking about the same thing, right?) Over in Idendrill, the Kahlan who’s all business is continuing that trend, deciding that Fyren is the best choice around to sire the next Confessor.
So beautiful, noble Kahlan, who has been chaste as long as we’ve known her, gets two simultaneous love scenes with two different dudes! You go ‘head, Kahlan. You get yours. Of course, it’s a PG show, so there’s an awful lot of kissing with clothes on, but none of the good stuff, and both guys manage to keep their pants on for the entire act. Where’s all the nudity?
Hmm. I think I may be watching too much Spartacus.
Moving on …
When Richard, Cara, and Sweet-Kahlan arrive in Aydindril, All-Business-Kahlan has become a tyrant, obsessed with her own power. Needless to say, good wins out, the Kahlans are reunited, and all is good in the world.
So what made this episode so great? Usually I favor the more action-oriented episodes that deal with the internal mythology of the show, and this episode was not that. Instead, it gave us a deep psychological insight to Kahlan, who is a fascinating character given all the challenges she must face.
The episode could have been farcical, a throwaway romantic Valentine’s Day show, but the combination of good writing and an intelligent performance by Bridget Regan really gave us something meaty to chew on. Like some of the best Buffy episodes, it used a gimmick — “we’re splitting Kahlan in TWO!” — to really explore just who this woman is, and like all fantasy at its absolute best, it made us ponder real life.
What does it mean to cut ourselves off from our emotions? We’re told that’s exactly what world leaders have to do when they enter office, for how could you declare war on a country if you’re empathizing with all the civilians who will be killed? Conversely, how many times have we let our romantic feelings get the best of us, and found ourselves saying and doing things that seem odd, sometimes even crazy, all in the name of love?
These are, most certainly, Big Questions. That Legend of the Seeker went there proves it’s a show with some meat on its bones, and with episodes like these, it makes us as the audience not only care about the characters — which is much harder to do than it sounds — but ask ourselves the questions it raises about life in general.
The anchor to this episode was, of course, Bridget Regan. I’ve always enjoyed her on the show, and have written about it before many times. (And now that I know she occasionally reads our reviews, I love her even more!) But she certainly went above and beyond with her performance in “Torn,” and it shows.
Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “The Thing in the Pit” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
Depending on your point of view, the latest episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand will either be your favorite episode so far, or you will want to take a nail to your corneas in an attempt to scratch the images out of your body.
I’m kind of in the second camp.
After Spartacus’ humiliating loss to alpha male Crixus in last week’s episode, his owner Batiatus is furious with him. After all, the crowd was into Spartacus when he obliterated four gladiators, but now he’s lost their favor, which makes him much less valuable to old Batty.
The only way to redeem himself, Spartacus is told, is to fight in the pits, which are essentially human cockfights in which fighters are given weapons and told to fight to the death.
But wait, you ask. How is that any different than the gladiator arena?
As we soon find out, while the gladiator matches are fought out in the sun between two fighters in armor and swords, the pit fights are perverse, sadistic bloodbaths in which opponents draw weapons randomly out of a pot (brought to them by a pantsless, one-armed hermaphrodite) and fight — without armor — in a tiny sand pit amidst a throng of drooling, frenzied lunatics.
To put it another way, if the gladiator arena is Wrestlemania, the pits are barbed-wire-laden backyard wrestling at its most disgusting.
Needless to say, Spartacus has several fights, and his main opponent is a fighter who cuts off the faces of his victims and wears them as masks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre-style.
Lovely.
He’s actually a terrifying villain in the way that Glaber, Crixus, or Barca can never be, in that he’s a creature right out of a horror movie, and provides a truly grisly obstacle for Spartacus to overcome.
Speaking of Barca, this episode contains the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it revelation that he and the younger slave we’ve seen him with in the past are lovers. The directors have dropped hints of this to anyone who’s been paying attention, but in this episode we, as well as Spartacus, get a real eyeful of the carnal nature of their relationship. The truly ground-breaking thing is that the show treats it as a non-issue, in that it’s just another part of Roman life to the characters. Just one more example of how this show pushes boundaries in all the right directions.
Well, except maybe the face-cutting direction.
To be honest, this was my least favorite episode so far. I don’t mind stories getting very dark, as this one certainly does, but I miss the bombastic, over-the-top feeling that the first two episodes had. I loved the slo-mo battles set to heavy metal, which of course seems ridiculous. I loved the freeze-frame-spurting-blood effect, because it looked like a comic book, and so I never felt bad that people were getting hacked to bits. It never felt real.
But this episode went for realism, and as the first face was carved off, I kept wishing the scene would cut to Lucy Lawless pouting and posing, and I’d be saved the gore. Didn’t happen.
That having been said, it’s still getting four stars, because this showtakes serious chances, and goes places other shows don’t even dream of daring to go.
The cast consistently puts in admirable performances, and in fact they’re so good they even seem to adapt their acting styles to the story-telling style of the particular episode: when it’s fantastical and comic book-esque, they chew the scenery like they haven’t been fed in a week, but when it gets grim and realistic, the performances become quieter and introverted.
The action is top notch. I’d kill to train with their stunt team. Both Spartacus and Legend of the Seeker – which is made by the same duo of Rob Tapert and Sam Raimi — put a lot of big-budget action movies to shame on a weekly basis.
And, of course, we get to see Lucy Lawless on television again.
If something is great, I’m always eager to share the news of it with the world. If something is truly terrible, I admit I don’t mind directing a little vitriol at those involved.
But what do you with something like the new Fox show Past Life, which debuts on a special night this Tuesday (and then starts a regular run Thursday nights)? It’s not terrible, but there’s nothing particularly novel or memorable about it either.
Here’s the premise, loosely “inspired” by the novel The Reincarnationist by M. J. Rose: a skeptical by-the-books cop with dark secrets is assigned to a risk-taking, true-believing doctor who investigates past lives. Together they use past life regression to solve long-unsolved crimes.
Basically, it’s a paranormal Cold Case or Bones, although the leading characters don’t have the personality or the chemistry of the latter show, at least in the first two episodes made available for preview.
Past Life seems mostly plot-driven, like Cold Case or Law & Order, not as character-driven as Supernatural or The Vampire Diaries. Still, I found Kate, played by All My Children’s Kelli Giddish, to be more interesting than her partner, Price, played by Home & Away’s Nicholas Bishop.
The good news: the episodes start quickly and dramatically, and there’s an interesting plot twist or two along the way — in the pilot episode (which is reportedly running on Thursday), I didn’t expect “Maria” to be who she turned out to be.
And there’s occasionally some nice humor. There’s a cute scene in the Tuesday episode when, after being stonewalled by the manager of a country club, Kate flirts with the teenage bus boy, who, of course, is willing to do whatever the attractive older woman wants.
The bad news is that so much of the show is so by-the-numbers, from the skeptic/true believer male-female partnership, to the assortment of oddball support staff.
My first complaint is that the show takes such a simple-minded approach to past lives. Basically, they’re real, and everyone who says they’ve had a peek at their past is right. I know it’s a TV show, but would it have killed them to add a little nuance?
My second complaint is more substantial: the writers use plot-cheats. Every new plot twist comes not from the main characters unraveling some clue cleverly set up earlier in the episode, but from the subject of each past life investigation suddenly “remembering” something essential about the mystery.
As a result, the main characters don’t really drive the stories, making it almost impossible for me to get very emotionally involved.
So what do I say about a show that’s so … mediocre?
I guess what I’ll say is this: if you’re interested in the genre or the premise, give it a shot. Otherwise, forget it.
Past Life debuts Tuesday at 9 PM on Fox. Another episode runs Thursday at 9 PM, and future episodes will also have that time-slot.
Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Legends” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
In the show that continues to kick ass and take names, we begin with Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) slowly, meditatively strapping on pieces of armor (although it seems kind of negligible, considering his most vulnerable body part is protected by what barely qualifies as a handkerchief), before busting some dude’s face open in the ludus.
And this opening is just one reason why we love Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
The episode takes us further into the world of the ludus (the gladiator school), and we learn more about the brutal training that the gladiators undergo in order to become the killing machines that they are.
We also start to feel bad for the whole sorry lot of them — the gladiators, led by the trainer Doctore, pump themselves up by making impassioned speeches about how gladiators are “more than men,” gods walking among mortals, etc. But at the end of the day, they’re slaves. Their lives are tossed around by their owners in order to make rich men richer, and you start to feel the gladiators know this, but can’t admit it, hence all the “gods among men” talk.
It’s clever writing, and it makes for great character moments in a show already notorious for its fetishized blood-spattering.
Crixus, who up till now has been a fairly standard bully, gets fleshed out (no pun intended). We see he’s the object of lust for Lucretia (Lucy Lawless), who as the domina, or lady of the house, can command the slaves to her will, and even blatantly cheat on her husband, firm in the knowledge that the slave will never speak of it.
And here is the paradox of the gladiator: Crixus has to bend to her will, because disobeying her means his life. All that muscle and physical power, and he’s just a toy to someone much weaker than he is.
Further complicating things is he’s very clearly in love with one of Lucretia’s slaves named Naevia, and he also draws the attention of the Paris Hilton-esque Ilithyia. Ladies, can’t you see there’s more than enough burly, half-naked men to go around? Come on, now. As if life in the ludus isn’t complicated enough, now we have to deal with a love rectangle.
Much of the episode concerns the upcoming tournament, and Spartacus manages to finagle his way into the main event against Crixus, a rematch of sorts from their fight in the previous episode. But unlike their last fight, Spartacus realizes he is outclassed, and Crixus beats him to a pulp. Just as he’s about to have his throat slit, Spartacus, who earlier scoffed at the idea of submission, does just that, begging for his life. A lesson in humility for hour hero.
The show is coming along nicely, and is much smarter than many people (and critics) realize. It’s exactly what it claims to be — a firmly genre-rooted, graphic-novel show — while at the same time offering us genuinely interesting and sympathetic characters.
The advantage of a television show over a movie is the writers can take their time developing characters, as opposed to forcing arcs to fit into 120 minutes, and the bullies (Crixus and Barca) who would be one-dimensional in less capable hands are allowed to be real people.
I also enjoy the friendship between Spartacus and Varro. Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that Varro is just itching to be a comedic character? I suspect there may be a clown underneath all that bleach-blond hair and muscles.
Warning: This article contains spoilers for the “LAX” episode of LOST.
For seemingly a bajillion months now, LOST fans have clamoring away, throwing theories out into the vast interwebs about what exactly went down after that mysterious fade-to-white that ended last season. Did Juliet successfully set off the hydrogen bomb? Will the timeline be changed, with the original crash survivors landing safely in Los Angeles? Will they ever address the biggest mystery, that of Jack’s vanishing and reappearing chest hair?
For the first three seasons, LOST’s biggest gimmick was its split personality. In almost every episode, we witnessed two different storylines: one set in the present on the island, and one featuring one of the survivors’ lives pre-crash (and the fun being, of course, seeing which other survivors they unknowingly came across). The game-changing fourth season brought us flash-forwards, where we learn six passengers actually got off the island and went back to the real world, only to return, and the fifth season had all sorts of time-jumping shenanigans.
And what of the sixth season? Well, it turns out the bomb did go off, resetting the timeline just as Jack predicted.
Also, it did not.
Apparently reality has splintered somehow, because we’re now witnessing two different timelines, one in which the survivors are still on the island, dealing with the aftermath of their misadventures. In this timeline we’re told a bit more about one of the show’s longest standing mysteries: the Monster. It turns out the Monster is one in the same with Jacob’s mysterious nemesis glimpsed last season, who has taken on the form of the now-deceased John Locke.
In the other reality, everything happens the same as before the crash, and when they hit that turbulence, they fly right through it and land safely in LAX. But we know right away not everything is the same. In a show that pays painstaking attention to minor detail, sharp-eyed fans will have noticed that, kidding aside, Jack’s hair is longer and Charlie’s hair is shorter.
Those really paying attention noticed that flight attendant Cindy previously slipped Jack two bottles of vodka — one of which he used to sterilize his wound later on — but in this new reality gave him only one, which went right into his drink.
And of course, the most obvious difference, Boone was unsuccessful in bringing Shannon back to the states with him.
This is the season that all the LOST fans have been waiting for, when the answers to the questions that have been eating away at us for six years will finally be answered. While I’m sad to see such a fun show make its swan song, there’s also a little relief in the mix, as well.
Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “Perdition” episode of Legend of the Seeker.
I have to confess (four words in and a Seeker pun already), I wasn’t thrilled with the last few episodes of Legend of the Seeker. They felt bogged down by needlessly complicated plots, and the characters that we’ve come to know and love weren’t always behaving like themselves.
But I’m happy to say that with the most recent episode, this show has got its groove back, especially Richard.
The episode opens with Richard back in the Palace of Prophets, confused because he escaped there in the previous episode. He is told by Sister Verna that it was all in his head, a figment of his imagination that seemed real because his wizard training is affecting his mind.
We, of course, know something is way off, but the episode commits to this hallucination for a good while, which was a cool beginning. Turns out Richard has wandered into the Valley of Perdition, a stretch of desert that makes anyone in it hallucinate their worst fears. Verna and the Prelate spend a good long while establishing that no one is strong enough to escape the desert on their own.
Nicci, the evil Sister from last week, escapes her palace prison and joins the other Sisters of the Dark in the forest. They plot to kill Kahlan, due to the prophecy stating as long as Kahlan’s alive, the Keeper is doomed to fail. Meanwhile, Cara, Kahlan, Zedd, and the new seeker Leo search for Richard, arriving at the palace and confronting the Prelate.
This, of course, all leads to the climactic showdown in which Kahlan and company attempt to rescue Richard, but are attacked by the Sisters of the Dark. The action, as always, was outstanding, and even though in hindsight I should have realized Leo walked into the series wearing a big red shirt, I was surprised when he was mowed down by Nicci’s magic blasts.
Richard shakes off the magic of the Valley and rushes to save his friends. With an assist from Zedd, Nicci and the Sisters of the Dark are killed. They burn Leo on a funeral pyre, and head off to find that Stone of Tears.
So what made this episode great? For one thing, it had that sense of adventure that makes this show so darn fun to watch, something that’s been lacking recently. When much of the show is inside a dreary castle, like last week, it feels claustrophobic, and you long for the outdoor battle scenes set against the lush New Zealand landscape.
Cara seemed more like herself this week when responding to Leo’s advances. Realizing she’s attracted to him, she doesn’t blush and giggle, but instead jumps his bones and doesn’t give him the time of day afterward. This is a woman who’s slowly recovering her humanity, and this week we see it. She still has a ways to go, of course.
As for Richard being able to overcome the unbeatable Valley of Perdition magic with just the strength of his will? Rather than feeling like an easy plot device, it worked and stayed true to the story, because we have to believe that Richard is a hero. He, more than anyone else in the world, should be able to do that. I liked that he wasn’t rescued by his friends. It made his character important, as he should be. In exploring the other characters on the show, Richard has occasionally taken a backseat and felt one-dimensional, so it’s nice to see him back on track.
The Sister of the Light/Dark looked great, with their billowy, blood-red robes and giant ninja throwing stars. I’m going to miss them. I’m especially going to miss Sister Nicci (Jolene Blalock), who was a juicy villain. Maybe she’ll come back as Baneling? One can only hope.
And finally, can I just say how awesome Bridget Regan is? It’s not easy to play earnest in an out-and-out fantasy series when you’re wearing a Star Trek hooker outfit, but she pulls it off. Kudos, Ms. Regan.
Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “Sacramentum Gladiatorum” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
After the television premiere equivalent of a drop-kick that sends you over the top rope, Spartacus: Blood and Sand is back for another heavy dose of ass-kicking peppered with a generous seasoning of nudity.
I believe there may be a plot in there somewhere. Not sure, though. I’ll have to check.
After the great origin/set-up pilot episode, we now go full throttle into Spartacus’s new life: namely, undergoing some sick gladiator training. Overseen by the cruel, whip-wielding Doctore (also known as that guy who got kicked into the pit in 300), Spartacus is trained in the fine art of hacking and slashing.
With every new-guy-in-school story, you have to have your buddy, here an affable debt-ridden guy named Varro, and your bullies, namely Crixus and Barca, two cruel, practically undefeated gladiators.
There’s a lot of buzz around the school about Spartacus, seeing as how he defeated four trained gladiators alone in his first match in the arena, but his popularity doesn’t get him anywhere — he’s still a new recruit, and most of the other gladiators couldn’t care less if he took a sword through the eye.
If the previous episode proved how far they’ll go with violence, this episode tested the limits of nudity and sexuality. A true rarity in even the raciest of movies, there is a scene of extended full-frontal nudity by Crixus as he parades around the baths like a peacock, doing his best to intimidate Spartacus.
Also of note is a scene in which Lucretia (played by Xena’s Lucy Lawless) and her husband Batiatus get in the mood by having their slaves service them sexually until they’re ready for action. During this fluffing session they’re discussing throwing a party to increase their social standing, and we see two things: how utterly blase they are about sexuality, and the disturbing point of view that their slaves are barely even human to them, thus Lucretia and Batiatus have zero embarrassment. It’s an effective scene.
And for those who have been waiting years for it, yes. Lucy Lawless gets naked.
The episode climaxes with fights testing the new recruits, and Spartacus fights Crixus. He almost loses, until he realizes that Crixus is standing on the piece of cloth that belonged to his wife. Spartacus yanks on the cloth, tripping Crixus, and is about to kill him until Batiatus orders him to spare Crixus’ life. Spartacus is then branded with a “B,” to show his rank as one of Batiatus’ gladiators.
Thoughts: the freeze-frame/moving blood effect was mostly absent from this episode, which will please some and disappoint others. Now that their visual style is firmly established, the powers that be are allowing a little flexibility.
Speaking of visual style, I’d like to address some of the feedback I’ve been hearing in which people gripe that the green-screen doesn’t look realistic, and somehow that means Spartacus has failed.
But that’s missing the entire point — the show doesn’t strive to be realistic by any stretch of the imagination. It knows what it is: a blood-and-guts, sword-and-sandal genre show, scored with a heavy metal soundtrack and using comic-panel visual tricks. For its cast, the producers sought out Xena’s Lucy Lawless, The Mummy’s John Hanna, and Lord of the Rings’ (and Legend of the Seeker’s) Craig Parker, all actors with heavy genre cred.
The show is constructed to be a deliciously guilty pleasure, and in that it succeeds tremendously.