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Q: Given the recent trend in remaking/adapting Greek myth movies/books, are any more due to be made? — Bee
A: By Athena, yes! The unexpected success of 300 (which, of course, wasn’t “Greek” and didn’t involve myths, but was set in the ancient world) and the strong buzz for the upcoming Clash of the Titans, which opens in April, has inspired a veritable mare-of-Diomedes-like stampede of Greek-myth-themed movies.
Dawn’s rosy fingers may soon rise on these projects:

Clash of the Titans
- Jason and the Argonauts, now in development at Universal, which, unlike Clash of the Titans, isn’t a remake of a Ray Harryhausen classic, but instead tells the story of Jason’s journey home after capturing the Golden Fleece (which is where Harryhausen’s movie leaves off).
- Dawn of War, now in pre-production, tells the exploits of Theseus, including his battle with the Minotaur, but is to be done in a “Renaissance painting style action,” with a Baz Luhrmann-like mix of ancient and modern worlds.
- Odysseus, in pre-production at Warners, is based on the end of Homer’s famous epic, the part when the king returns home after 20 years of fighting in the Trojan War, to find his wife, son, and kingdom under siege. Rumor is, this one will include major 300-style gore.
- Speaking of which, a prequel to 300 is in the works, based on a still-being-written graphic novel by Frank Miller (who wrote the famous 300 graphic novel). 300 director Zack Synder has expressed an interest in directing, assuming he likes the source material.
- A sequel to Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief called The Sea of Monsters (based on the book series) has long been in the works. The relatively disappointing showing of The Lightning Thief means this one may never get made.
- Scarlett Johansson was once attached to a movie called Amazon, but it seems to have stalled for the time being.
You’ll note that these movies are still in development. Why? Because Hollywood is waiting to see how Clash of the Titans performs (the film was once in a mad race with Dawn of War to be the “first” of the new wave of Greek-myth-based movies).
Why does it matter how Titans does? Because, in Hollywood-logic, if Clash of the Titans tanks, it won’t be because it’s a crappy movie, poorly conceived or executed.
No, it’ll be because it’s based on a Greek myth!
It’s all complete nonsense, of course — movies tend to succeed or fail because the movies themselves succeed or fail. But it’s easier to blindly follow the latest fad than to, you know, actually make a good movie, so the above kind of thinking makes everyone in Hollywood feel better.

Q: With all this talk about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios’ Islands of Adventure theme park, no one ever says when it will open! When will that be? — Sophie, St. Paul, MN
A: That’s because, in the mad rush to get everything ready for a “spring” opening, even the park itself didn’t know. They still haven’t announced an actual “opening date,” but Fox News Orlando received a press release from Universal Studios saying they’re offering vacation packages for the attraction starting May 28th. So the attraction will at least be open by then!
Q: This is a test of your fantasy-knowing prowess: Without doing an internet search, what movie includes the Widow of the Web? — MAGPIE, Toronto, Canada
A: The 1983 fantasy film, Krull.
Please. You’ll have to get up much earlier than that to fool the All-Knowing Fantasy-Questioning-Answering Oracle. It was the one cool scene in an otherwise crappy film.
I confess, I did have to do a search to find the scene on YouTube:
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It’s no secret that man has long been drawn to riddles, puzzles that we have to work out through logic and reasoning. The satisfaction one gains at completing one of these mindbenders is addictive, and keeps us hungering for more.
Tolkien took much of his influence from the mythologies of the ancient world, so it’s no surprise that riddles can be found as far back as Greek mythology, and possibly even further.
A: The Oracle cautions you that I was told by the producers that they’ll answer most of the questions raised in the pilot by the end of the first season — but not all of them, and not the central mystery behind the flash-forwards.
Q: Okay, I know the Minotaur had the body of a man and the head of a bull. But was there one Minotaur — or was it a species of creatures, like centaurs? — Abby, Halifax, Nova Scotia
We all have a particular focus of our geekdom. Some can recite every line of The Silmarillion. Some know all rules of Quidditch. Some got their undergrad at UC Sunnydale.
And you know what? I’m cool with that. Here’s why.
Clash of the Titans is a good example. The movie takes some elements of the legend of Perseus, slayer of Medusa. But does it even try to seem like a text book account of the legend? No, it knows what it is: a popcorn movie. The writers went for what would sell tickets, not what would give you the answers to a test. But the movie is still great fun (or, at least, it is if you’re under ten, and are too young to be put off by Harry Hamlin’s wooden acting).
Lord Voldemort
Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz
Commodus in Gladiator
The Mythical Greek King Oedipus

