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The Magic of Gaming: FABLE III’s Rejected Prostitutes, FINAL FANTASY XIV Fails, and DON’T TOUCH MY GEMS!

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The Magic of Gaming is a weekly column with news and mini-reviews of fantasy games.

Have you always wondered what you would get if you combined Clash of the Titans with Mel’s Diner? You’ll find out anyway in the new Facebook game Heaven’s Diner, a Diner Dash-type game in which you run a restaurant frequented by cherubs, angels and Greek Gods.

Yes, really. Because who hasn’t always wanted to serve crab legs to Zeus?

A much better use of your online casual gaming time is the fantasy tower defense game Cursed Treasure: Don’t Touch My Gems! on Kongregate.com, the large online game site owned by GameStop (you don’t have to register to play, just to track your games and achievements).

A deceptively simple game which includes orcs, demons, and the undead, Don’t Touch My Gems requires you to build and strategically place different types of towers on the map in order to protect your gems from being stolen by increasingly difficult waves of invaders. It’s surprisingly fun, and consistently ranks as one of the most popular games on the site.

If MMOs are more your thing, you can try Final Fantasy XIV Online — but I wouldn’t. The graphics are great, but almost everything else isn’t. There are just too many glitches and design flaws, which even Square Enix has tacitly acknowledged. Once those get fixed, FF XIV Online may be worth playing, but you might want to wait until then to take out your credit card for this one.

Another game that doesn’t quite live up to the hype is the just-released Arcania Gothic 4 (Xbox/PC/PS3). The graphics are good and, unlike in FF XIV, the gameplay runs pretty smoothly. There’s just nothing all that special about in Gothic 4 — it looks and feels like the kind of third-person fantasy RPG we’ve seen a million times before. About five years ago.

Watch this gameplay video to make up your mind (skip to the 7-minute mark to see the village):

Unless you’re a hardcore Gothic fan, I suggest you get your fantasy RPG fix with Castlevania: Lords of Shadow (Xbox/PS3) instead.

The world of Trine 2 looks beautiful in the new gameplay trailer!

The downloadable platformer is slated to be released sometime next year.

Last but not least, Lionhead has released a new trailer emphasizing the combat in Fable III (Oct. 26 Xbox):

They also released this pic from their upcoming Fable III Art book showing off the prostitutes that were too risque for Albion:

Yikes! Now I’m curious to which prostitutes did make it into the game. Only a few more days until I find out!

Sarah Warn runs EntertainHer.com. You can follow her on Twitter and Facebook.

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The Magic of Gaming: FINAL FANTASY XIV Unveiled, and a FABLE III-Themed XBox Controller!

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The Magic of Gaming is a weekly column with the latest news about fantasy-themed games.

Lots of gaming news, previews, and trailers this week as Gamescon kicks off in Germany.

Final Fantasy XIV Online (Sept. 30 on PC, and March 2011 on PS3) was unveiled for the first time yesterday. Both IGN and Gamespot have detailed write-ups of the game play that you can check out, so I’ll just post a few screenshots:

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I want that guy’s house!

More details were released this week about BioShock Infinite (2012). Irrational Games creative director Ken Levine told Kotaku that the missing woman you’re hunting, Elizabeth, becomes a companion of sorts:

She’s an amplifier for your powers if you choose to have her be an amplifier for your powers … There’s no component of squad commands with her in the game. She is a self-driven entity. She will react if you go this way or that way on the field. She’ll say different things; she’ll react different ways verbally. She’s kind of a combination of what you saw on the screen and there’s a Left 4 Dead component about her in terms of her saying things that are driven by the simulation…

Frankly, I’ll be happy as long with whatever she does, as long as it doesn’t involve sticking corpses with a syringe.

BioWare has revealed the Advanced Classes for your Jedi in Star Wars: The Old Republic (TBD 2011): Sentinel and Guardian.

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I’m not a huge Star Wars fan, but I’m looking forward to this game because BioWare’s behind it, and I’ve already played Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect 2 so many times I’m starting to see dialogue trees in real life.

Speaking of Dragon Age, the new DLC “Golems of Amgarrak” was released; I didn’t like it.

Dragon Age 2 finally has a release date! It drops March 8, 2011 in US and March 11, 2011 in Europe. Mass Effect 2 will be coming to PS3 in January.

Excalibur Online, a “free to play MMORT set in the days before Camelot,” started their open beta this week. Registration is free and you can start playing immediately.

A new extended trailer for The Lord of the Rings: War in the North (XBox, PS3, and PC, 2011) emphasizes the co-op gameplay.

New trailers/teasers were also released this week for Arcania: Gothic 4 (XBox, PS3, PC, Oct. 12, 2010), Tera (PC only, 2011), and Kingdom Under Fire II (Xbox and PC, late 2010).

Finally, for those who can’t get enough of Albion, Microsoft is making a special $60 Fable III-themed controller available for the XBox on Oct. 5, with a code to download a unique in-game tattoo.

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You can buy a Fable novel the same day — Fable, The Balverine Order, which comes with a code for a unique in-game weapon. The novel’s synopsis reads:

The days of magic and adventure are fading away, giving way to the age of industry and science. As the aged last Hero sits upon the throne of Albion, two friends-the privileged Thomas and his loyal servant, John- set out for the East in search of a legendary beast: the vicious, rarely-seen balverine. But their desire for adventure may be their ultimate undoing-because their quarry has just found them…

You’ll have to spend a lot of gold if you want these and the exclusive location and quest that comes with the $79.99 Fable III Collector’s Edition (Oct. 26). Better get to bartending/woodchopping/blacksmithing!

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