Tag Archive | "episode reviews"

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-8): Things are Gettin’ Real

Tags: , , , , ,


Three and a Half Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Mark of the Brotherhood” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

So, the past couple of episodes have been real downers. Therefore, it’s refreshing that with “Mark of the Brotherhood,” Spartacus: Blood and Sand starts to return to form.

At this point, though it’s been shy of two months for us, time has marched along a tad quicker in the ludus, and Batiatus is ready for some new blood to bolster the ranks of his academy. He heads out to the market to bid on new gladiators, and after a brief bidding war with his rival Solonius, he ends up overpaying for a slew of fresh blood. He doesn’t mind, however, since he now has coin to spare, and he rather gets a kick out of showing up Solonius in public.

The new recruits arrive, and in an echo of the second episode, Doctore indoctrinates them into the ludus with his speech, only this time it’s Spartacus who provides the grace notes rather than Crixus. It seems old Sparty is really taking to his new identity as the Champion of Capua.

Ilithyia watches the goings on from the balcony with Lucretia and Batiatus, and by now her fetishistic enjoyment of the gladiators is so obvious that Lucretia suggests she becomes a patron to one of them. To further goad her, Batiatus orders all of the new recruits to disrobe, and we get a gander at what I imagine has to be one of the show’s notorious prosthetic penises. If I’m wrong, the actor playing the new Gaul slave has a lot to be proud of. A lot.

The major sub-plot running throughout is Crixus’ attempts to win back the favor of both Lucretia and Batiatus (though he uses very different methods for each, natch), and after seeing him bully around Spartacus and Varro for so long, it was gratifying to see him become the underdog.

In the scene where he challenges Spartacus to a fight, I was suddenly reminded how the show use to focus on heavy-metal-driven slow-motion fight scenes, and, in fact, that they were integral to its identity. But, as will happen, the show has evolved to focus more on the characters and less on the spectacle, so it was fun to see a bit of the old Spartacus return as Crixus and our champion threw down.

The show has also done a good job exploring the role of women in this society, and the bitchapalooza that ensued when Ilithyia brought her friends to the ludus was a fun, snarky diversion, while also setting up what will be an important plot point in the episodes to come.

I have to say, when the show began, I never imagined that Ilithyia would grow to be such a villain while her husband Glaber is largely absent, so the writers deserve credit for the ingenuity. The only character who is truly pure of heart is Spartacus, as many others, even Varro, have succumbed to ignoble desires, while Crixus, who began as a one-dimensional bully, is evolving into a sympathetic character.

The show deserves praise for taking chances, as much for its willingness to show the dark side of every character as its daring displays of violence and nudity. As I’ve stated before, it treads where other shows dare not. While it saddened me that Barca and Pietros are seemingly forgotten by every single person in the ludus, I guess I have to move on and realize that for those living in this world, an untimely death is as common as the sun rising in the morning.

Spartacus remains a kick-ass show. And wait until you see the next episode …

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-7): The Laughs Keep Rollin’ In

Tags: , , , ,



Three Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Great and Unfortunate Things” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Okay, so last week’s episode was a bummer. We know that.

But it was also an example of the kind of terrific writing we’ve come to expect on Spartacus. Was it upsetting to see Barca and Sura killed off? Of course. But it also made for the kind of intense drama that will keep us coming back for more.

I won’t lie — this episode was even more of a bummer than last week. But I can’t fault the powers that be behind the series; they promised a shocking television show, and they’re delivering.

It almost seems that the writers are coming to the table with this philosophy: make life as hellish as possible for, well, every single character. Considering that the majority of the cast are slaves who are forced into life-or-death matches every week, that takes some doing.

I didn’t realize how emotionally attached I had become to Pietros. Seeing him wandering around the ludus, a lost soul who believes he was abandoned by his one true love, was bad enough, but then on top of this he becomes the favorite victim of another gladiator, one who routinely beats and rapes him. When he started appearing with swollen black eyes and cuts, it set off every protective instinct in my body.

It was not really such a surprise, then, when the character hangs himself, but it did make me shake my head and think what a shame it was to see yet another victimized young gay man end his life on television. I know many fans were looking forward to the possibility of Pietros finding an inner strength and joining Spartacus in his eventual rebellion. Now, it just seems a waste.

But that aside, this particular episode gets only three torches — a low for the series so far — because the storyline was very meandering, with nothing really to drive it forward. Sure, there was the fight in the arena looming on the horizon, but at this point we’ve both been there and done that, and there was no suspense upon learning that Spartacus will be fighting six men at once because, well, check out the title of the show. Are any of us that worried about him?

To be fair, it does set up nicely what I imagine might be a future storyline, in which Doctore discovers the truth behind Barca’s “departure,” but I’ve seen the next two episodes and that doesn’t factor into either of them. But I will say this — the next two episodes are pretty awesome.

Even at its lowest point, I’m consistently impressed with Spartacus, because it doesn’t remind me of any other show, and that’s one of the greatest compliments I can give. Sure, it looks a little like 300 and Rome, but do any of its storylines really seem similar? Its premise may be reminiscent of Gladiator, but I can’t imagine two projects being more different.

Spartacus is truly its own animal, and that is a remarkable accomplishment.

Follow us on Facebook or Twitter.

LEGEND OF THE SEEKER Episode Review (2-13): My Fair Mord-Sith!

Tags: , , , , ,



Four and a Half Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Princess” episode of Legend of the Seeker.

Sing it with me now: “The rain in the midlands stays mainly in the Valley of Perdition …”

Legend of the Seeker has had a string of great episodes, and this week it continues its winning streak with “Princess,” which at long last gives us something I didn’t even realize I was craving: a comedy episode!

The action starts immediately, as Kahlan is plucked off the ground by a pair of dragon-monster-things and taken to the castle of a wicked monarch who has made a deal with the Sisters of the Dark and the newly resurrected Nikki (in a new body … just go with it): he’ll hand over Kahlan in exchange for eternal life.

So, what’s the only way into the castle? In disguise, of course! And from an eavesdropping spell that Zedd cast, he heard that a princess and her entourage are on their way to the castle even as they speak. How does Zedd know where to find them? Magic!

If this all seems incredibly contrived to you, that’s because it is. But guess what? It’s supposed to be funny! Seeker has proven that it can bring the drama and the serious plots when it wants, but this week they kicked back and had a little fun, and invited us along for the ride.

The purpose of the ep wasn’t to create a Shakespearean tragedy, but rather come up with an excuse to turn Cara into Eliza Doolittle, to bleach Richard’s hair, and to put Zedd in drag for almost the whole show (which he seemed to really enjoy, by the way).

And it was funny, particularly the scene in which Zedd is attempting to train Cara in courtly femininity, telling her to always defer to her “masculine betters.” Her response? “There’s no such thing.”

Genius.

Also amusing was having Craig Horner, now under the persona of a blond lothario prince, strutting around the castle as women throw themselves at him. The show sometimes seems to go out of its way to ignore how freaking sexy its three young leads are, and I’m pretty sure that Craig Horner gets a similar reaction from women wherever he goes in real life, so it brought a chuckle to see it lampooned on screen.

Interesting that in such a silly episode they snuck in the very plot-centric fact that Nikki has been brought back to life, now younger and blonder. I also liked the world building in the very first scene: apparently, you can get a Mord-Sith for hire whenever you want to resurrect someone. Did you know that? I didn’t. It was similar to the discovery last week that if you’re clever enough, you can make money off of a Baneling’s plight.

Also interesting was the slight subplot involving Kahlan and the king’s wife. We learn that in this kingdom religion is used to oppress its women, so Kahlan must give her a crash course in Feminism 101 while simultaneously Richard is busying himself cracking the skulls of the Sisters of the Night. Another joke, maybe?

Finally, the adorable ending scene with Kahlan teasing her comrades about their respective costumes was almost worth the price of admission alone. They concluded the show the way every good comic episode should end — with a smile.

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-6): Did That Just Happen?!

Tags: , , , , ,



Four Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Delicate Things” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Yeah … so …

I have to be honest, this is actually kind of complicated a review for me to write. Tell you what, I’m going to warn you in advance. I have a soapbox next to me that I’m going to climb on in a minute. But I’ll let you know when so you can skip over that part if you want.

Previously, we saw Crixus and Spartacus whoop some major ass on Theocles, the “Shadow of Death,” and even though Crixus could barely keep his insides from going outside, Spartacus was relatively unscathed, and so Batiatus christens him the new “Champion of Capua.”

Batiatus tells him that he found his wife, Sura, and that she’s en route to the villa even as they speak, set to arrive in about two days. Spartacus immediately begins plotting his escape.

The big subplot is that in the last episode, Ashur and Barca made a bet on who would win the fight, with Ashur wagering unwisely on Theocles. He owes Barca a lot of money, and Barca means to collect, and fast. Why the hurry? It turns out he hates being a gladiator, and just wants to buy his freedom and that of his lover, Pietros, so the two of them can build a life together without all the killing.

Ashur sets things up so it looks like Barca betrayed Batiatus, and — literally — stabs Barca in the back, followed by a gang of palace guards. Batiatus himself gets the killing stroke, slitting Barca’s throat.

When Sura’s cart arrives, Spartacus is distraught to find his wife has been attacked on the road, and she dies in his arms. Even more disturbing is the fact that Batiatus arranged her death.

Okay, soap box time.

So, here’s the thing. I appreciate that this show goes where no other show on television dares to tread. I’ve expressed that in most of my episode reviews. Even when I don’t particularly love the individual episode (”The Thing in the Pit” comes to mind) I still gave props to the writing team for their bold audacity.

I hold true to that opinion still, and furthermore, the writing on this episode was excellent. The sense of foreboding that invaded every frame, that feeling that something bad is going to happen, was prevalent from almost the first frame. Andy Whitfield is a great actor, and John Hannah as Batiatus actually scared me.

But as a gay dude (I know, shocking), this one was kind of hard to take. With Barca and Pietros, this show blasted every single television show out of the water with not only visibility but originality. When’s the last time you saw a gay character on television seen as one of the deadliest and most ferocious warriors known to man?

With Barca, they had created a character unlike any other character ever seen on television before, and that they were so unapologetic about it earned them a lot of street cred in my opinion. So losing that character was tough. I didn’t even realize how attached I was to him until he was horrifically killed by a roomful of men. And this was the big finish:

Okay, jumping off the soap box now.

As I said, this episode did set up a sense of tension that seemed to run through the entire hour, and my personal politics aside, the only reason it didn’t rank the full five torches was it lacked that sense of aww-yeah-adventure that past episodes, particularly “Shadow Games,” had.

I know the whole point is that the show takes place within the confines of the ludus, but remember that feature film quality the first episode had, for the very reason that most of it was out in the wild? I long to see that again, and given the actual history of Spartacus, I have a feeling we will before the show gets too claustrophobic.

LEGEND OF THE SEEKER Episode Review (2-12): Night of the Living Cara!

Tags: , , , , ,



Five Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Hunger” episode of Legend of the Seeker.

This show is on a roll.

After last week’s brilliant double-Kahlan episode, which used a fantasy gimmick as a lens for a great character study, this episode does the same with Cara. And since Cara has such a dark past, this story understandably gets really grim.

When helping a woman who’s husband has been kidnapped, Cara is killed — yeah, actually killed, and in the first act, no less — and wakes up in the Underworld (or Naked Gooey Hell as I call it) where she immediately tells Darken Rahl she wants to come back as a Baneling. Her logic is clear and immediate: since she already kills so many evil people while protecting Richard, what’s the difference?

Cara returns to life, and she and the gang find the woman’s husband, who has been taken by a man who’s in business with the Banelings, providing them people to kill for a price. They bust up the place, and Cara is confronted by a Baneling woman who recognizes her for what she is. She keeps Cara’s secret, but tells her and the rest about a magic peddler who’s selling a potion that restores Banelings to life and frees them from the Keeper’s clutches.

It turns out the magic peddler is Sebastian (Ted Raimi), who we saw last season, and who’s assisted by Zedd’s brother Thaddicus. The cure for Baneling-itis is a substance called Shadow Water, and they’ve just about run out, so they’re selling watered down cures that only work for a few days.

The heroes arrive and discover the scheme, and Zedd is disappointed in his ne’er-do-well brother. They learn that there’s more Shadow Water to be found, but it’s three days’ journey. Cara, miserable, realizes that means she must kill at least three more people, not easy if you’re traveling in the middle of nowhere.

One night, Darken Rahl comes to her in a dream and encourages her to kill Thaddicus. She almost does, but can’t go through with it, so Thaddicus, surprisingly, grabs her hand and forces her to kill him.

They find the source of Shadow Water (but can only cure Cara before Darken Rahl destroys the rest) and she uses the Breath of Life on Thaddicus. All turns out well, and they go on their not so merry way.

Okay, so there’s your recap. Now what made this episode so stellar? In a word, metaphor.

I’ve really enjoyed Seeker so far, but last week was the first time I realized that beyond beautiful people, crazy awesome action sequences, and fun high fantasy adventure, the show was much, much smarter than it seemed. By splitting Kahlan into two people — one with just her intellect, one with just her emotions — it not only examined what makes her tick, but opened up a lot of questions about human beings in general.

Much of Cara’s arc so far has been about her regaining her humanity. This is someone who was abducted as a child, radicalized through torture and brainwashing, and turned into a lethal, remorseless killer. Though she has left the Mord-Sith, she is struggling to fit into a world that doesn’t want her, and she tries to be good when a lifetime of training so often tells her to be vicious.

Now, we all know that Mord-Sith don’t exist in real life. But the fact that people can be brainwashed to do terrible things is very real, and when these people attempt to be rehabilitated and re-integrated into society, the outcome is very often disastrous.

This episode uses the device of Cara becoming a Baneling perfectly. This fine-tunes her story, making it literally about her desperately trying to regain her humanity. No longer is it an emotional or philosophical battle — now the stakes are truly life or death.

Tabrett Bethell, the actress who plays Cara, is pitch-perfect in this role, and she really shines in this episode, even more than in the last Cara-centric episode from several months back. She makes you want good things to happen to Cara, and not feel bad about smiling when she kicks some dude’s ass.

She can also speak volumes without saying a word. I swear, if you guys tell anyone about this I’ll deny it, but I admit to getting a little choked up in the scene where she revives Thaddicus, and he tells her he sacrificed himself for her because what she does matters — she’s important, and a force for good. She didn’t respond, but the look in her eyes said it all.

SPARTACUS BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-5): Behold Spartacrix!!

Tags: , , , , , ,



Five Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Shadow Games” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

One would think that the formula of lots of gladiators training in an arena, Spartacus lamenting the loss of his wife, Batiatus and Lucretia scheming their respective schemes, and the plot leading up to a boss fight would be stale by the fifth episode, but Spartacus: Blood and Sand is still managing to keep things fresh. The latest episode gives us a much-needed insight into a character we’ve seen a lot of (nudity pun intended) but don’t really know that well: Crixus.

The hook of this episode is that the Magistrate is interested in using one of Batiatus’ men in the main event, or Primus, of his latest games. One fighter has already been chosen, belonging to Batiatus’ rival, Solonius.

Batiatus, naturally, chooses his best fighter, Crixus, but is distraught to learn that his man will be fighting Theocles, the “Shadow of Death.” (Although, unless my Greek is rustier than I thought, I think his name translates to “Glory of the gods,” but any brainiacs can feel free to correct me in the comments.)

Theocles is a villain of whom we’ve only heard tall tales referring to his gigantic height and invulnerability, and the only man who ever survived a fight with him was the trainer, Doctore.

Solonius, a mustache-twirling villain if ever there was one, suggests Crixus be joined by Spartacus, and Batiatus agrees. (Spartacus’ friend Varro teases him later about how they make a cute couple, so I’m copyrighting the name “Spartacrix” right now.) The problem? Crixus hates Spartacus somethin’ fierce.

But why does he hate him? Up until now we weren’t sure, other than he was a bully/antagonist, and so it’s his job to hate the main character. But as it turns out, there’s a bit of depth there.

In a review of a previous episode, I talked about how the gladiators talked big about how they were gods among men (with Crixus the most vocal), but we could tell that it was just a cover so they didn’t have to admit they were slaves. Well, once Spartacus and Crixus learn they have to work together, Crixus starts to go on the familiar tirade, and Spartacus calls him on it, saying they’re all just slaves. And naturally Crixus responds by attacking him.

This ep had an incredible character moment for Illyithia, a character who had so far been shown to be little more than a flighty airhead. She is the wife of Glaber, the main villain, and we caught a glimpse of the power she wields when she and Lucretia summon Spartacus and Crixus to their chamber for a private viewing.

As she stalks around Spartacus and tells him how she’ll delight in telling her husband of his death at the hands of Theocoles, she stops being flighty and starts being very dangerous. Then Spartacus leaves and she’s back to her old self. It’s a great moment, and it made me finally like Illyithia.

It should also be said this was definitely the sexiest episode so far, even though it didn’t boast the most sex scenes, and it was without a doubt the most homoerotic. The brief loving exchange between Barca and Pietros was far sexier with its chaste kiss than the full-on scene of carnality we saw last week, because with an emotional exchange, we’re starting to connect with their characters.

I mentioned earlier that Crixus attacks Spartacus, but I failed to mention this fight took place in the baths while they were both completely naked, and it has to go down as the most obviously homoerotic fight in the history of celluloid.

The power play between the genders is fascinating. We have a notion that in the ancient world, women were automatically subservient to men, but the scene in which Lucretia and Illyithia are ogling Crixus is interesting because even though he could kill them both with his bare hands in seconds, he has to do everything they say.

Illyithia commands him to take off his loincloth and stand there naked, and when he complies you see on his face how he’s fighting his feelings of humiliation. And of course Naevia, the slave he is in love with and who loves him in return, has to stand there and do nothing while all of this is going on. There are a lot of layers at play here.

The fight against Theocles was exciting, but the least interesting aspect of the plot, which means the writers are doing a great job populating this world with people we care about. (Although I was giddy to see the blood spatter effect return.)

One final thought: I was describing the series to a friend the other day, and for the first time I articulated something that I realize I should have said a while ago, regarding Lucy Lawless. There are iconic characters, and then there’s Xena, who stands mountains above the rest. But when viewing Spartacus, not once do I think, “Hey, it’s Xena!” I’m just wondering what mischief Lucretia will get up to next.

And that’s an accomplishment.

LEGEND OF THE SEEKER Episode Review (2-11): What’s Better than One Kahlan? TWO Kahlans!

Tags: , , , ,



Five Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Torn” episode of Legend of the Seeker.

After last week’s terrific wrap-up of the Sisters of the Light arc, Legend of the Seeker comes back swingin’ with a great episode where our heroine Kahlan gives us double the fun. This was probably the best episode so far this season, in no small part due to the performance of Bridget Regan. But more on that in a minute …

We begin with the gang spotting two men hanging from a tree. They learn that someone has assigned himself the title of “High Lord Regent” and is attempting to usurp Kahlan’s authority in Aydindril. So the heroes decide to split up (which always works out so well for them, doesn’t it?) with Zedd and Kahlan heading to Aydindril while Richard and Cara continue on the quest. Just as they’re about to teleport, Kahlan wishes she could stay with Richard, and surprise, she does! Well, one version of her, anyway.

Zedd and the other Kahlan arrive in Aydindril and learn that a dude named Fyren is the one who appointed himself Lord High Whatever, so Kahlan immediately confesses the crap out of him and assumes the throne. And for anyone who’s ever seen a fantasy show before, we know instinctively that Kahlan hasn’t just been doubled — her  personality has been split in two: One Kahlan has all of her tough-as-nails leadership skills, and one has her softer side that’s in looooove with Richard. (It’s Valentine’s Day, remember.) The bummer for the sweet Kahlan, though, is that she has no confessor power.

So the silver lining? Without her confessor power, that means she and Richard can finally — FINALLY — get it on. (Again, I remind you, it’s Valentine’s Day, so we’re all thinking about the same thing, right?) Over in Idendrill, the Kahlan who’s all business is continuing that trend, deciding that Fyren is the best choice around to sire the next Confessor.

So beautiful, noble Kahlan, who has been chaste as long as we’ve known her, gets two simultaneous love scenes with two different dudes! You go ‘head, Kahlan. You get yours. Of course, it’s a PG show, so there’s an awful lot of kissing with clothes on, but none of the good stuff, and both guys manage to keep their pants on for the entire act. Where’s all the nudity?

Hmm. I think I may be watching too much Spartacus.

Moving on …

When Richard, Cara, and Sweet-Kahlan arrive in Aydindril, All-Business-Kahlan has become a tyrant, obsessed with her own power. Needless to say, good wins out, the Kahlans are reunited, and all is good in the world.

So what made this episode so great? Usually I favor the more action-oriented episodes that deal with the internal mythology of the show, and this episode was not that. Instead, it gave us a deep psychological insight to Kahlan, who is a fascinating character given all the challenges she must face.

The episode could have been farcical, a throwaway romantic Valentine’s Day show, but the combination of good writing and an intelligent performance by Bridget Regan really gave us something meaty to chew on. Like some of the best Buffy episodes, it used a gimmick — “we’re splitting Kahlan in TWO!” — to really explore just who this woman is, and like all fantasy at its absolute best, it made us ponder real life.

What does it mean to cut ourselves off from our emotions? We’re told that’s exactly what world leaders have to do when they enter office, for how could you declare war on a country if you’re empathizing with all the civilians who will be killed? Conversely, how many times have we let our romantic feelings get the best of us, and found ourselves saying and doing things that seem odd, sometimes even crazy, all in the name of love?

These are, most certainly, Big Questions. That Legend of the Seeker went there proves it’s a show with some meat on its bones, and with episodes like these, it makes us as the audience not only care about the characters — which is much harder to do than it sounds — but ask ourselves the questions it raises about life in general.

The anchor to this episode was, of course, Bridget Regan. I’ve always enjoyed her on the show, and have written about it before many times. (And now that I know she occasionally reads our reviews, I love her even more!) But she certainly went above and beyond with her performance in “Torn,” and it shows.

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-4): Spartacus vs. Leatherface!

Tags: , , , , ,


“The Thing in the Pit”

Four Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “The Thing in the Pit” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

Depending on your point of view, the latest episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand will either be your favorite episode so far, or you will want to take a nail to your corneas in an attempt to scratch the images out of your body.

I’m kind of in the second camp.

After Spartacus’ humiliating loss to alpha male Crixus in last week’s episode, his owner Batiatus is furious with him. After all, the crowd was into Spartacus when he obliterated four gladiators, but now he’s lost their favor, which makes him much less valuable to old Batty.

The only way to redeem himself, Spartacus is told, is to fight in the pits, which are essentially human cockfights in which fighters are given weapons and told to fight to the death.

But wait, you ask. How is that any different than the gladiator arena?

As we soon find out, while the gladiator matches are fought out in the sun between two fighters in armor and swords, the pit fights are perverse, sadistic bloodbaths in which opponents draw weapons randomly out of a pot (brought to them by a pantsless, one-armed hermaphrodite) and fight — without armor — in a tiny sand pit amidst a throng of drooling, frenzied lunatics.

To put it another way, if the gladiator arena is Wrestlemania, the pits are barbed-wire-laden backyard wrestling at its most disgusting.

Needless to say, Spartacus has several fights, and his main opponent is a fighter who cuts off the faces of his victims and wears them as masks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre-style.

Lovely.

He’s actually a terrifying villain in the way that Glaber, Crixus, or Barca can never be, in that he’s a creature right out of a horror movie, and provides a truly grisly obstacle for Spartacus to overcome.

Speaking of Barca, this episode contains the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it revelation that he and the younger slave we’ve seen him with in the past are lovers. The directors have dropped hints of this to anyone who’s been paying attention, but in this episode we, as well as Spartacus, get a real eyeful of the carnal nature of their relationship. The truly ground-breaking thing is that the show treats it as a non-issue, in that it’s just another part of Roman life to the characters. Just one more example of how this show pushes boundaries in all the right directions.

Well, except maybe the face-cutting direction.

To be honest, this was my least favorite episode so far. I don’t mind stories getting very dark, as this one certainly does, but I miss the bombastic, over-the-top feeling that the first two episodes had. I loved the slo-mo battles set to heavy metal, which of course seems ridiculous. I loved the freeze-frame-spurting-blood effect, because it looked like a comic book, and so I never felt bad that people were getting hacked to bits. It never felt real.

But this episode went for realism, and as the first face was carved off, I kept wishing the scene would cut to Lucy Lawless pouting and posing, and I’d be saved the gore. Didn’t happen.

That having been said, it’s still getting four stars, because this show takes serious chances, and goes places other shows don’t even dream of daring to go.

The cast consistently puts in admirable performances, and in fact they’re so good they even seem to adapt their acting styles to the story-telling style of the particular episode: when it’s fantastical and comic book-esque, they chew the scenery like they haven’t been fed in a week, but when it gets grim and realistic, the performances become quieter and introverted.

The action is top notch. I’d kill to train with their stunt team. Both Spartacus and Legend of the Seeker – which is made by the same duo of Rob Tapert and Sam Raimi — put a lot of big-budget action movies to shame on a weekly basis.

And, of course, we get to see Lucy Lawless on television again.

This is just a damn good show.

SUPERNATURAL Episode Review (5-14): Two Brilliant Scenes!

Tags: ,



Four and a Half Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “My Blood Valentine” episode of Supernatural.

Okay, that opening sequence was really creepy. Two lovers so insatiable for each other that they eat each other — and love doing it?!?

When I read that the Valentine’s Day episode involved a rogue “Cupid,” I was expecting another humorous episode.

The episode had its comic moments — Ha! It turns out Cupid is no baby, but he still goes around naked! — but this certainly wasn’t a cheeky romp through a dimension of TV channels or convention of Supernatural fanatics, was it?

I’m not criticizing: this is a horror show, after all, and that opening scene was actually quite brilliant. (I kinda wish it wasn’t in my head, but what are you gonna do?)

The (great) twist, of course, was that the problem wasn’t Cupid per se, but that “Famine,” one of the “horsemen” of the Apocalypse predicted in Revelation, has come to town, inspiring all many of gorging. Appropriately enough, Famine devours souls.

And, of course, it makes sense that, under the influence of Famine, Sam would once again crave demon blood.

Another great twist, perfectly set up for the third act, was when Famine smugly announced that he can’t be sent back to hell by Sam’s demon-induced powers … only to have Sam point out that he can still vanquish the demon souls inside him that he recently devoured.

Nice.

The best villains this season — Lucifer, “Paris Hilton” — have all had strong points-of-view, and made some pretty interesting social commentary. Famine was no different:

America, all you can eat all the time, consume, consume. A swarm of locusts in stretch-pants — and yet you’re all still starving, because hunger doesn’t just come from the body, it also comes from the soul.

Hammer meet nail.

Finally, there’s Dean’s emotional arc in the episode. The episode gave us a pretty clear hint that something serious was up when Dean had a sudden lack of interest in food and sex even in the presence of Famine.

It was because there’s nothing he deprives himself of, right? That’s Dean’s explanation. But Famine has a different take:

You’re not hungry, Dean, but inside you’re already dead.

And, of course, Famine was absolutely right, as was revealed in that incredibly touching final scene when Dean actually prays to God for help.

Dean prayed for help!

Frankly, that closing scene was just as shocking, and even more brilliant, than the opening one.

Nice episode.

SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND Episode Review (1-3): Spartacus vs. Crixus, the Rematch!

Tags: , , , ,



Four Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: The following review contains spoilers for the “Legends” episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

In the show that continues to kick ass and take names, we begin with Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) slowly, meditatively strapping on pieces of armor (although it seems kind of negligible, considering his most vulnerable body part is protected by what barely qualifies as a handkerchief), before busting some dude’s face open in the ludus.

And this opening is just one reason why we love Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

The episode takes us further into the world of the ludus (the gladiator school), and we learn more about the brutal training that the gladiators undergo in order to become the killing machines that they are.

We also start to feel bad for the whole sorry lot of them — the gladiators, led by the trainer Doctore, pump themselves up by making impassioned speeches about how gladiators are “more than men,” gods walking among mortals, etc. But at the end of the day, they’re slaves. Their lives are tossed around by their owners in order to make rich men richer, and you start to feel the gladiators know this, but can’t admit it, hence all the “gods among men” talk.

It’s clever writing, and it makes for great character moments in a show already notorious for its fetishized blood-spattering.

Crixus, who up till now has been a fairly standard bully, gets fleshed out (no pun intended). We see he’s the object of lust for Lucretia (Lucy Lawless), who as the domina, or lady of the house, can command the slaves to her will, and even blatantly cheat on her husband, firm in the knowledge that the slave will never speak of it.

And here is the paradox of the gladiator: Crixus has to bend to her will, because disobeying her means his life. All that muscle and physical power, and he’s just a toy to someone much weaker than he is.

Further complicating things is he’s very clearly in love with one of Lucretia’s slaves named Naevia, and he also draws the attention of the Paris Hilton-esque Ilithyia. Ladies, can’t you see there’s more than enough burly, half-naked men to go around? Come on, now. As if life in the ludus isn’t complicated enough, now we have to deal with a love rectangle.

Much of the episode concerns the upcoming tournament, and Spartacus manages to finagle his way into the main event against Crixus, a rematch of sorts from their fight in the previous episode. But unlike their last fight, Spartacus realizes he is outclassed, and Crixus beats him to a pulp. Just as he’s about to have his throat slit, Spartacus, who earlier scoffed at the idea of submission, does just that, begging for his life. A lesson in humility for hour hero.

The show is coming along nicely, and is much smarter than many people (and critics) realize. It’s exactly what it claims to be — a firmly genre-rooted, graphic-novel show — while at the same time offering us genuinely interesting and sympathetic characters.

The advantage of a television show over a movie is the writers can take their time developing characters, as opposed to forcing arcs to fit into 120 minutes, and the bullies (Crixus and Barca) who would be one-dimensional in less capable hands are allowed to be real people.

I also enjoy the friendship between Spartacus and Varro. Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that Varro is just itching to be a comedic character? I suspect there may be a clown underneath all that bleach-blond hair and muscles.

SUPERNATURAL Episode Review (5-13): Sam and Dean Go Back to the Future

Tags: ,



Three and a Half Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “The Song Remains the Same” episode of Supernatural.

Supernatural took us forward into the future earlier this years (to the nightmare that might be President Sarah Palin!). Now they’re taking us back into the past (again), to stop the renegade angel Anna from killing Sam’s parents, John and Mary, thus ensuring Sam is never born and never able to become Lucifer’s vessel.

Problem is, the show took us all that way without having anything very interesting to say.

I take that back. As usual, Dean had some pretty hilarious lines:

  • “What exactly we going to tell them? That their sons are back from the future to save them from an angel gone Terminator? Come on — those movies haven’t even come out yet!”
  • “Wow, awkward family trip.”
  • “Awesome. Six degrees of heaven bacon.”

It was interesting hearing Sam have an argument with his own father (who doesn’t know he’s Sam’s father) about the character of “his father.”

“I used to hate the guy,” Sam tells John.  “But now I get it. He was just trying to keep it together in this impossible situation. … The truth is, my dad died before I got to tell him that I understand why he did what he did. And I forgive him.”

A nice moment. Unfortunately, it felt way too much like a moment we’ve seen on this show before. In fact, didn’t Dean have a similar conversation with either John or Mary the last time he came back into the past?

The episode’s title is “The Song Remains the Same,” but apparently there’s a fine line between irony and an actual description of this episode.

One nice twist is that it turns out it wasn’t just Anna going into the past to change the future. Sam and Dean (especially) are too: they want Mary to leave John to make sure she doesn’t give birth, and get killed, and prompt their father to become a hunter, raising Sam and Dean to become hunters too. They’re “cursed,” so they don’t care if they’re never born.

Alas, it’s too late: Mary is pregnant. But then that was screamingly obvious even at the beginning of this scene.

All in all, it was just more talk about (a) how the weight of the world is on the shoulders of the Winchesters and (b) how everything is inevitable, including the fact that both Sam and Dean will allow themselves to become the vessels of Lucifer and Michael.

I love these themes, but come on: been there, done that. Sadly, this season is starting to feel like we’re in holding pattern, circling endlessly over an airport, waiting until we can finally land the plane in the last few episodes of the season.

(At least it’s not yet as bad as the final, worthless season of Buffy, where we and the characters spent 23 episodes sitting around waiting for the finale.)

Anyway, if Supernatural is going to go back to the season-long story arc (and I love that story, so I’m glad when they do), they have to move that story forward or we’ll just end up feeling unsatisfied.

That’s pretty much how this episode left me.

LEGEND OF THE SEEKER Episode Review (2-10): How Richard Got His Groove Back

Tags: , , , , ,


Four and a Half Torches (Out of Five)

Warning: This review contains spoilers for the “Perdition” episode of Legend of the Seeker.

I have to confess (four words in and a Seeker pun already), I wasn’t thrilled with the last few episodes of Legend of the Seeker. They felt bogged down by needlessly complicated plots, and the characters that we’ve come to know and love weren’t always behaving like themselves.

But I’m happy to say that with the most recent episode, this show has got its groove back, especially Richard.

The episode opens with Richard back in the Palace of Prophets, confused because he escaped there in the previous episode. He is told by Sister Verna that it was all in his head, a figment of his imagination that seemed real because his wizard training is affecting his mind.

We, of course, know something is way off, but the episode commits to this hallucination for a good while, which was a cool beginning. Turns out Richard has wandered into the Valley of Perdition, a stretch of desert that makes anyone in it hallucinate their worst fears. Verna and the Prelate spend a good long while establishing that no one is strong enough to escape the desert on their own.

Nicci, the evil Sister from last week, escapes her palace prison and joins the other Sisters of the Dark in the forest. They plot to kill Kahlan, due to the prophecy stating as long as Kahlan’s alive, the Keeper is doomed to fail. Meanwhile, Cara, Kahlan, Zedd, and the new seeker Leo search for Richard, arriving at the palace and confronting the Prelate.

This, of course, all leads to the climactic showdown in which Kahlan and company attempt to rescue Richard, but are attacked by the Sisters of the Dark. The action, as always, was outstanding, and even though in hindsight I should have realized Leo walked into the series wearing a big red shirt, I was surprised when he was mowed down by Nicci’s magic blasts.

Richard shakes off the magic of the Valley and rushes to save his friends. With an assist from Zedd, Nicci and the Sisters of the Dark are killed. They burn Leo on a funeral pyre, and head off to find that Stone of Tears.

So what made this episode great? For one thing, it had that sense of adventure that makes this show so darn fun to watch, something that’s been lacking recently. When much of the show is inside a dreary castle, like last week, it feels claustrophobic, and you long for the outdoor battle scenes set against the lush New Zealand landscape.

Cara seemed more like herself this week when responding to Leo’s advances. Realizing she’s attracted to him, she doesn’t blush and giggle, but instead jumps his bones and doesn’t give him the time of day afterward. This is a woman who’s slowly recovering her humanity, and this week we see it. She still has a ways to go, of course.

As for Richard being able to overcome the unbeatable Valley of Perdition magic with just the strength of his will? Rather than feeling like an easy plot device, it worked and stayed true to the story, because we have to believe that Richard is a hero. He, more than anyone else in the world, should be able to do that. I liked that he wasn’t rescued by his friends. It made his character important, as he should be. In exploring the other characters on the show, Richard has occasionally taken a backseat and felt one-dimensional, so it’s nice to see him back on track.

The Sister of the Light/Dark looked great, with their billowy, blood-red robes and giant ninja throwing stars. I’m going to miss them. I’m especially going to miss Sister Nicci (Jolene Blalock), who was a juicy villain. Maybe she’ll come back as Baneling? One can only hope.

And finally, can I just say how awesome Bridget Regan is? It’s not easy to play earnest in an out-and-out fantasy series when you’re wearing a Star Trek hooker outfit, but she pulls it off. Kudos, Ms. Regan.

Looking to buy any of the projects mentioned in this article (or any other media)? Support TheTorchOnline.com by purchasing it through this link.