Category | Humor

Review: The Ten-Second Teaser Trailer for ECLIPSE is Ten Seconds of Pure, Sublime Joy!

Posted on 10 March 2010

We review the ten-second teaser trailer for “Eclipse,” and find it’s everything you could possibly want a ten-second teaser trailer to be. And yes, we’re being sarcastic.

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If THE MATRIX Ran on Windows

Posted on 07 March 2010

Finally, a genuinely funny “Matrix” video!

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The Poison Pen: Jenna Elfman is Both Elf and Man! Plus, Lucy Lawless’ Breasts are Going Rogue?

Posted on 01 March 2010

We have the latest scandalous gossip from the world of fantasy, including the fact that Lucy Lawless’ breasts may soon have their own TV show.

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Winter Olympic Events For Fantasy Fans!

Posted on 24 February 2010

We have some “fantasy” suggestions for future Olympic events, including Panserbjørne Polo, Tesseract Track Speed Skating, Lightsaber Skating, and Flux Capacitor Bobsled!

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Webcomic: Really, Really Bad Marketing Tie-In Ideas, Vol. 1

Posted on 17 February 2010

Everyone wants to jump on board the “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” train. But there are some companies that should just stay away…

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The Poison Pen: The Susan Pevansie/Hermione Granger Feud Explodes! Plus, Shelob on the Endangered Species List?

Posted on 09 February 2010

The latest gossip from the world of fantasy!

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Webcomic: Killing All ’80s Cartoon Characters, Vol. 7: FINALE!

Posted on 23 December 2009

After an ongoing battle with the vicious cartoons of her childhood, brave warrior Jenny’s mission finally comes to an end, in our original webcomic “Ensorceled!”

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Webcomic: Killing All 80s Cartoon Characters, Vol. 6

Posted on 10 December 2009

In our webcomic “Ensorceled,” Jenny continues to hunt down cartoon characters, who have been working for a mysterious boss called “The Father.” This week: the Father revealed!

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The Poison Pen: Treebeard Gets Sexy and The Creeper Does Wall-Hangings!

Posted on 09 December 2009

In the latest gossip from the world of fantasy, Treebeard gives a sexually-charged music performance, and the villain from “Jeepers Creepers” gets a contract for home design!

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And Another Thing! Angel, Spike, and Edward are Just Filthy Old Men!

Posted on 08 December 2009

Remember how we pointed out that Buffy, Sookie, and Bella are filthy necrophiliacs? Well, switch it around! What are these OLD, OLD MEN doing hanging around teenage girls?

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Buffy, Sookie, and Bella Are Just Filthy Necrophiliacs

Posted on 30 November 2009

Three very popular heroines of vampire fiction are having sex with dead bodies. Survey says? EWWWW!!!!!

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Webcomic: Killing All 80s Cartoon Characters, Vol. 5

Posted on 22 November 2009

In our very own regular webcomic, Jenny is on a “Kill Bill”-like drive to kill all 80s comic characters. This week? An encounter with a feline…who might have information she needs.

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