Tonight’s second season premier of Merlin on SyFy had something for everyone!
(Repeatedly) shirtless Bradley James.

Arthur’s SmugFaceTM.

Merlin’s humble victory grin.

Colin Morgan’s NibblyEarsTM.

Cryptic Dragon being cryptic.

Gwen’s very first accidental full-bosom thrust.

And Morgana courageously battling her dreams/destiny.

(My sincerest apologies for leaving Morgana out of my Merlin Crash Course. I promise it will never happen agaian.)
Everything else that happened during “The Curse of Cornelius Sigan”? We’ll just let the characters tell you for themselves.

Frankly, I’m shocked that Uther even knows how to turn on a computer.
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Oh, this is just brilliant. :D
“Morgana became a fan of NyQuil”
Ahahaha.
I so want you to go back and do the first series, too. :D
Another fantastic article! I absolutely loved the facebook page. Hysterical! I’ll be keeping a close eye out for more of your writing.
The facebook was hysterical! I’m definitely going to have to come back to this site and keep an eye on it now.
Heather - For the second time today, I must proclaim that you are Awesome! And again, this isn’t a show I watch, but your Facebook page is hysterically funny! I loved your Torchwood FB pages from last summer - and (yea!) that was a show I did watch. I can’t wait for more!
Oh, Uther.
I appreciate how warm they’re keeping Camelot these days.